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26 Fucking Funny Twitter Jokes From This Month That Got Over 50K Retweets

"I keep subtitles on when watching Netflix cause my fat-ass can't hear what's going on over the munching of snacks."

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Twitter: @Scarlet4UrMa / Via Twitter: @Scarlet4UrMa

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Twitter: @thebobpalmer / Via Twitter: @thebobpalmer

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Twitter: @AdulteRus / Via Twitter: @AdulteRus

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My daughter just tried pizza for the first time.

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Twitter: @_valeriaa21 / Via Twitter: @_valeriaa21

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professional comedian: [genuine funny joke with context and a punchline] me: .. ok twitter user: we need a disney princess with a yeast infection me: https://t.co/mWbwWCQ9BP

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Twitter: @UncleTimi / Via Twitter: @UncleTimi

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Twitter: @haileev25 / Via Twitter: @haileev25

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Twitter: @Stephsobrazy / Via Twitter: @Stephsobrazy

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Twitter: @Mormonger / Via Twitter: @Mormonger

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Twitter: @RelMoneyy / Via Twitter: @RelMoneyy

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My degree and I waiting to see who will finish who first

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Twitter: @ReezaySA / Via Twitter: @ReezaySA

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Me getting ready to go out with friends because I promised them I'd go but I really don't feel like it

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Twitter: @_valking / Via Twitter: @_valking

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Twitter: @uh_laine / Via Twitter: @uh_laine

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I GOT MY DOG A LIFE JACKET AND SHE FORGOT HOW TO BE A DOG

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Twitter: @F_Kenson / Via Twitter: @F_Kenson

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Twitter: @reyldzz / Via Twitter: @reyldzz

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Twitter: @pmilbs_ / Via Twitter: @pmilbs_

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Twitter: @A5HLINNIC0LE / Via Twitter: @A5HLINNIC0LE

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Twitter: @ThatKhanyoGuyy / Via Twitter: @ThatKhanyoGuyy

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i told this dude my name was Veronika with a K but when i looked at his phone he put me under Keronica....

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