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    Updated on Nov 5, 2019. Posted on Oct 30, 2019

    31 Hilarious Tweets From This Month That Have Gone Viral

    "Remember you are someone’s reason to smile. Because you are a joke."

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    When I look behind me in line at Whole Foods https://t.co/nVd25n4kkm

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    me: *hits spider web down with broom* spider: wow me: *puts up fake spider web decorations for Halloween* spider: WOW

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    me after using “furthermore” in an essay https://t.co/Ml3zq3hsUv

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    Me, rsvp’ing for Thanksgiving with family https://t.co/XEWh8eSoTK

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    Me, opening my eyes to see I have two minutes left before my alarm clock goes off:

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    almost 22 years ago 2 people had sex and now i have to go to work everyday

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    When you’re using Apple Maps and realize you’ve been walking the wrong direction for two blocks

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    ME REGULARLY: *uses the same 3 things at home* ME PACKING FOR VACATION: I wonder if I'll need 4 French horns or 5

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    me: "why does my back always hurt?" my sleeping position: https://t.co/gsbyflNIUl

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    oh you like history? name everything that's happened

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    i am glad that high school has not changed

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    Bitches buy a windbreaker from goodwill for $4 and decide to start a “maddie’s thrift finds” instagram account

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    when you and your ex said you were gonna get married and now you’ve both blocked eachother on everything

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    Remember you are someone’s reason to smile. Because you are a joke.

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    my girlfriend just added uncooked pasta to cold water and then turned on the stove and when i said that she should boil the water before adding pasta she said “literally all men are the same”

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    PROS OF COFFEE: -delicious -makes life more tolerable -kills appetite so you can save money -sometimes I have heart palpitations so I could possibly die before having to repay my student loans CONS OF COFFEE: -??? -??? -???

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    so you’re telling me a boot cut these jeans

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    all I see is hummus https://t.co/0zJnA4oqS2

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    my homophobic aunt staring at me across the table at Thanksgiving

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    i am 25 and completely burnt out. what am I suppose to do for 50 MORE years? maintain a yard? bitch about traffic? keep buying spinach and watching it die? get oil changes? fucksake

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    my child, a mere 6 year old, has proposed we add the month of chillember, an entire month where we just chill. so my question for you ms. warren

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    when your girls mad at you but you ask her if she wants to go get something to eat

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    How They expect you to React When You get an Amber Alert 😂😭😭

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    no one: married girls on insta: being in love is the HARDEST thing ever but so WORTH IT we fight NONSTOP but we love like CRAZY I fucking HATE my husband but that's just part of being in LOVE true love is DIRTY & HARD but so REWARDING I LOVE doing his LAUNDRY & wiping his ASS

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    Country music: I’m going to live and die in my hometown :) Pop punk music: I’m going to live and die in my hometown :(

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    Me and the three other people who don’t want to be at the party on our way to locate the rumoured obese cat in the bedroom

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    english: thanks italian: grazi spanish: gracias german: danke british: 𝙁𝘼𝙉𝙆 𝙔𝙀𝙒

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