1. This gift card that would've been worth its weight in gold in, like, 2003:
2. And this membership card to the coolest club around:
Possibly the greatest thing I’ve found in my quarantine cleaning. Is this an antique now?
3. This slightly less ancient artifact:
Cleaning the house and I *may* have found a problem. I’m so sorry, @netflix.
4. These...teeth...earrings:
5. This Neopets parental consent form from 2005:
cleaning out old paperwork and we found an old neopets parental consent form, dated 2005.
6. This hand-painted masterpiece:
cleaning out my apartment ... with my parents .. we found this in my closet 😌 nice
7. This history of ~cellular~ evolution:
8. This ~goody~ that takes me straight back to junior high:
lmao quarantine cleaning and:
9. This vaguely threatening birthday card:
My parents were cleaning their storage area in their basement and found this letter I wrote to my dad when I was 8 😂I was a fuckin devil child lol
10. These pieces of tech that kids today wouldn't even know what to do with:
I’m cleaning my room and found my old iPod shuffle, iPod nano, and gameboy advance in my old backpack
11. This mag from simpler, more harmonious times:
I’m still cleaning and found one of many One Direction magazines 😂
12. This book I'd actually love to read in quarantine:
Found a new book for myself while cleaning dad's book shelf 😍
13. These sweet letters from before smartphones were a thing:
My sister and I were cleaning and we found a bunch of letters from our mom and dad way back when smartphones weren't a thing...this is everything ❤
14. And finally, this secret stockpile:
Was cleaning out a closet at my parents and found that my mother apparently maintained what I can only describe as an apocalyptic stockpile of hand sanitizer.