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21 Pumpkin Spice Things That'll Make You Say, "Why The Fuck Does This Exist?"

WHY? Just why???

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1. I'm here today with a simple, but profoundly important message.

@realzach_davis / Via Twitter: @realzach_davis

2. And that message is this: The pumpkin spice trend has gotten way the fuck out of hand.

@CaitlinDineen / Via Twitter: @CaitlinDineen

3. It's high time someone spoke up against this fall-flavored outrage.

@thisbrokenwheel / Via Twitter: @thisbrokenwheel

4. So I will be that someone — that horseman of the pumpkin-pocalypse.

@PaperValleyWI / Via Twitter: @PaperValleyWI

5. What started as a fun Starbucks tradition has turned into a horrifying plague from which nothing is immune.

@annkrufo / Via Twitter: @annkrufo

6. Not even dog treats!!!

@fog_ducker7 / Via Twitter: @fog_ducker7

7. From Starbucks, it has spread to the craft aisle of your local Hobby Lobby...

@DalekEmpress / Via Twitter: @DalekEmpress

8. the cheese section of your local grocery store...

@cmcurran21 / Via Twitter: @cmcurran21

9. ...and even to the meat department.

@Dizneydreamer / Via Twitter: @Dizneydreamer

10. "Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; / Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world."*

*Yes, these are lines of poetry on BuzzFeed dot com. It'll be OK.
@aimeevc1970 / Via Twitter: @aimeevc1970

*Yes, these are lines of poetry on BuzzFeed dot com. It'll be OK.

11. "The orange-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere / The ceremony of innocence is drowned."

@SteffiLeeTV / Via Twitter: @SteffiLeeTV

12. "What rough beast, its hour come round at last, / Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?" (Pumpkin spice hummus apparently.)

@hedgedevil / Via Twitter: @hedgedevil


13. Even when the combinations aren't repulsive...

@phunphunphun / Via Twitter: @phunphunphun

14. ...they leave you feeling perplexed and helpless.

@cories5 / Via Twitter: @cories5

15. Why?

@katttygulls / Via Twitter: @katttygulls

16. Why???

@jameslucasjones / Via Twitter: @jameslucasjones

17. WHY?!?!

@younce / Via Twitter: @younce

18. I don't even know what this is but I hate it with every fiber of my being.

@WanderBoundSoul / Via Twitter: @WanderBoundSoul

19. Nothing is sacred.

@markcimijotti / Via Twitter: @markcimijotti

20. Nothing is left untouched.

@dajuanjohnson / Via Twitter: @dajuanjohnson

21. The end is nigh.

@PopSecret / Via Twitter: @PopSecret