21 Pumpkin Spice Things That'll Make You Say, "Why The Fuck Does This Exist?"
WHY? Just why???
1. I'm here today with a simple, but profoundly important message.
@realzach_davis / Via Twitter: @realzach_davis
2. And that message is this: The pumpkin spice trend has gotten way the fuck out of hand.
@CaitlinDineen / Via Twitter: @CaitlinDineen
3. It's high time someone spoke up against this fall-flavored outrage.
@thisbrokenwheel / Via Twitter: @thisbrokenwheel
4. So I will be that someone — that horseman of the pumpkin-pocalypse.
@PaperValleyWI / Via Twitter: @PaperValleyWI
5. What started as a fun Starbucks tradition has turned into a horrifying plague from which nothing is immune.
@annkrufo / Via Twitter: @annkrufo
6. Not even dog treats!!!
@fog_ducker7 / Via Twitter: @fog_ducker7
7. From Starbucks, it has spread to the craft aisle of your local Hobby Lobby...
@DalekEmpress / Via Twitter: @DalekEmpress
8. ...to the cheese section of your local grocery store...
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9. ...and even to the meat department.
@Dizneydreamer / Via Twitter: @Dizneydreamer
10. "Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; / Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world."*
@aimeevc1970 / Via Twitter: @aimeevc1970
*Yes, these are lines of poetry on BuzzFeed dot com. It'll be OK.
11. "The orange-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere / The ceremony of innocence is drowned."
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12. "What rough beast, its hour come round at last, / Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?" (Pumpkin spice hummus apparently.)
@hedgedevil / Via Twitter: @hedgedevil
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13. Even when the combinations aren't repulsive...
@phunphunphun / Via Twitter: @phunphunphun
14. ...they leave you feeling perplexed and helpless.
@cories5 / Via Twitter: @cories5
15. Why?
@katttygulls / Via Twitter: @katttygulls
16. Why???
@jameslucasjones / Via Twitter: @jameslucasjones
17. WHY?!?!
@younce / Via Twitter: @younce
18. I don't even know what this is but I hate it with every fiber of my being.
@WanderBoundSoul / Via Twitter: @WanderBoundSoul
19. Nothing is sacred.
@markcimijotti / Via Twitter: @markcimijotti
20. Nothing is left untouched.
@dajuanjohnson / Via Twitter: @dajuanjohnson
21. The end is nigh.
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