1. Teachers are straight-up rollin' in the dough.
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2. And their salary is already more than enough.
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3. They have enough money to go shopping all the time.
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4. They literally get off work at 3 in the afternoon.
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5. And they never have to take their work home with them.
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6. Teachers basically just sit at their desk all day.
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7. And boss kids around.
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8. What other profession gets a summer break?!
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9. Or a spring break, for that matter?
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10. "Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach."
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11. Elementary school teachers are basically just glorified babysitters.
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12. And high school teachers just read monotonously from textbooks.
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This teacher literally dressed up as Breaking Bad's Walter White for his chemistry class.
13. Their students, by the way, are always incredibly grateful.
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14. Same goes with the students' parents.
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15. Teaching is honestly so easy, basically anyone can do it.
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16. They do the bare minimum — and that's it.
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17. And the only ~difference~ they make in students' lives is whether they pass or fail.
Harpo