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Straight people love speakeasies and escape the rooms— can’t just USE the damn DOOR!!
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Straight people love to pretend their 6 month old baby has a girlfriend/boyfriend for some reason
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straight people love africa by toto and sending back food at restaurants
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Straight people love calling toddlers “little dude”
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straight people love slapping an anchor on a throw pillow and calling it interior design
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Straight people love giant Jenga!
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straight people love coming to parties and standing near the kitchen with their arms folded
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Straight people love to tell gay people “You do you!!!”
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There is nothing straight people love noticing more than “Miley Cyrus can sing!”
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Straight people love to call their significant other their “partner”
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Straight people love 2 in 1 anything, particularly shampoo/conditioner.
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Straight people love announcing that Die Hard is their favorite Christmas movie as though no one has ever said that before
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straight people love to say "sexy times" and "lady bits"
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When did we discover that straight people love nautical themed bathrooms?
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straight people LOVE to talk about how good their “gaydar” is....
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straight people love to have happy hour at bars without a happy hour special
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Straight people love Outback Steakhouse
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straight people love to hold hands in very crowded places like we get it you guys
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straight people love mini golf
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Straight people love The Big Lebowski so much.
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straight people love walking at -50 miles per hour, and gay people love walking like they need to find a restroom as soon as possible
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straight people love to gender bend once a year and call it revolutionary
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@stefschwartz Straight people love Emma Stone
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why do straight people love traveling to random ass islands and bungie jumping
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i love you as much as straight couples love talking about how much they hate each other