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15 People Who Fucked Up This Whole Pumpkin Carving Thing

Put down the knife.

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We recently asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to show us their funniest pumpkin carving fails. Here are the sad but hilarious results.

3. The person behind this zombie Jesus who's definitely going to hell.


"My sister and I carved this back in 2013. It was supposed to be the woman on the cover of Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, but it ended up looking more like zombie Jesus." —Submitted by Steff


4. Darya, poor Darya, who definitely lost the competition last year.


"When your friend Darya tries to carve her initials but forgets to attach the negative space to the outside of the pumpkin." —Submitted by Doug

5. This woman who should be charged with animal cruelty.


"I tried to carve a pumpkin from a hilarious picture of a relative's dog. It ended up looking more like a gremlin puffer fish cat. Oops." —Submitted by Kris

7. This person who just said "fuck it."


"My best friend Tara and I tried to carve my pumpkin by using a stencil from a pumpkin carving kit, but we royally messed it up and ended up tapping a stencil over the massive hole we created." —Submitted by Lauren


8. The boyfriend who def got dumped right after this photo was taken.


"My boyfriend and I carved each other’s likeness into pumpkins. I made Tim as his happy self, and Tim carved my 'I don’t want to get out of bed' face." —Submitted by Ashley

11. This person who somehow made a bad situation even worse.


"I tried making a star on one side and a moon on the other. I got really annoyed with it and just started ripping chunks of the pumpkin until it somewhat resembled a star." —Submitted by Amanda


13. This carver who wanted a lotus flower but got a Nickelodeon character instead.

14. The Steve Jobs fan who thought a little too different.

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"All I wanted to do for my birthday was carve the perfect Steve Jobs pumpkin….Guess which one is mine." —Submitted by Jasmine

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