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Updated on Jan 29, 2019. Posted on Jan 28, 2019

15 Things Men Do In Movies That Literally Make No Sense

"Why do men in movies always dramatically chop wood when they're frustrated??"

1. Tucking loaded guns into their pants:

Why do men in movies shove guns into their pants? I always imagine them blowing their dicks and asses off!

2. Going to bars alone:

why do men in movies always go to bars alone

3. Swallowing pills without water:

Why do men in movies swallow pills without water? You're not in the desert water is EVERYwhere. And if you're tryna be hardcore: FAIL. Choking back chalky aspirin is not bad ass #RandomThoughts

4. Chopping wood when they're angry:

why do men in movies always dramatically chop wood when they’re frustrated?? does this happen in real life or what

Marvel

5. Telling their wife or girlfriend to go to their sister's:

why do men in movies always tell their wives to pack up and go to their sisters when there is a threat?

6. Kissing women as a means of interrupting them:

WHY DO GUYS IN MOVIES KISS GIRLS IN THE MIDDLE OF THEM RANTING SHE GOT SOMETHIN TO SAY

7. Always picking their date up at 8:

how come for every movie date ever the guy is always like "pick you up at 8" but if that happened in real life I would die of hunger waiting

8. Literally slapping aftershave on their face:

Have men in movies ever considered that their aftershave stings because they slap it on?

20th Century Fox

9. Suddenly becoming super serious:

Why do men in movies laugh at an old story then out of nowhere turn all serious. If you ruin the mood like that in real life you can fuck off.

10. Shaving like this:

According to movies, this is how men shave: 1. Lather face. 2. Make a couple of random strokes with a razor. 3. Wipe off rest of lather with a dry towel. Done. NB: all this must be undertaken while talking to someone and sharing important plot related stuff.

11. And cutting themselves every single time:

According to movies and TV guys cut themselves while shaving every single time

12. Proposing in crowded restaurants:

Why do guys in movies think proposing in restaurants is romantic? That sucks.

FX

13. And never properly hiding the engagement ring:

Why do guys in movies always keep the engagement ring in their coat pocket.. you know she’s gonna find it

14. Throwing rocks at their girlfriend's window:

When guys in movies throw stones or rocks at their girlfriends window.. that's kinda like vandalism.

15. And finally, wearing a letterman jacket for no reason at all:

Why do guys in movies and shows wear letterman's jackets? #Unreal

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