Last week, Kylie Jenner posted a YouTube tour of the Kylie Cosmetics headquarters, which featured, among other things, a champagne vending machine and one (1) visible employee.
But that's not what this post is about. The highlight of the tour, if you ask me (or anyone on Twitter today), comes in around the 15:20 mark, when Kylie enters Stormi's playroom and sings "rise and shine" to her daughter, who is already awake because there's a cameraperson in the room.
The GIF is good, but the audio of her singing is what it's really all about. So before we go any further, turn your sound on — you won't regret it, I promise.
A vocalist
Tbh, the title of this post is a bit misleading because "Rise and Shine" doesn't even begin to capture Kylie's singing voice, which goes more like, "RiiiSe AnD ssHiiiiNe."
i can’t stop watching this i’m dying
Anyway, people are having a field day with the new meme on Twitter, and here are 15 that made me laugh.
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friend: *sleeping peacefully* my drunk ass in the middle of the night:
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my sleep paralysis demon at 3am
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my mom waking me up for school while i was in elementary :
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Alexa, play “Rise and Shine” by Kylie Jenner.
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no one: jesus on the 3rd day:
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testing out my custom kylie jenner rise and shine alarm ringtone
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@kylie_gender
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people: are you ok? me: yeah i’m ok :) my earphones: kylie jenner - rise & shine ten hour loop 4:35 ━━━❍──────10:00:58 ↻ ⊲ Ⅱ ⊳ ↺ volume: ▁▂▃▄▅▆▇ 100%
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@kylie_gender RiSe AnD sHiNe
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Me ever since Kylie Jenner dropped her hit single “Rise and Shine”
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my anxiety, full bladder, and empty stomach collabing to wake me up at 4 AM
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me waking my parents up at 3am after throwing up
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cultural impact: █ █ █ █ ＿ Kylie Jenner: The Beatles ᴿⁱˢᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢʰⁱⁿᵉ
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my dad walking into my room tomorrow for my birthday
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Kylie Jenner: “Rise and Shine🎶”