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Do You Hold Your Penis While Peeing Standing Up?

Either urine, or you're out.

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I've been peeing in urinals for a good 20 years now, and I've seen a lot of gross and uncomfortable stuff.

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Urine splashing onto the floor beneath the urinal? Sure.

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Pubic hair, gum, and food clogging the drain? Yup.

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No privacy screen between the urinals? It's unfortunate and uncomfortable, but it goes with the territory.

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However, there's literally NOTHING worse than going to the bathroom and seeing someone peeing in a urinal HANDS-FREE.

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They just stand there, wiener wagging, while their hands do literally anything except direct their pee into the urinal.

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So basically I just need to know how many monsters there are out there.

  1. Do you hold your wiener while peeing in a urinal?

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    Yes, with both hands on the wheel.
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    Yes, but with only one hand.
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    Nope, I just unzip and let 'er rip.
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    I don't have a penis, but I seriously need to see these results.
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Do you hold your wiener while peeing in a urinal?
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    Yes, with both hands on the wheel.
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    Yes, but with only one hand.
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    Nope, I just unzip and let 'er rip.
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    I don't have a penis, but I seriously need to see these results.
 
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