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19 Things Straight People Have Ruined

Two words: Bone. Titties.

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1. When they couldn't let a skeleton actually rest in peace:

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2. When their couples Halloween costumes were actually horrifying:

3. When this dude married a pizza:

This 22-Year-Old Guy Married A #pizza Because Human #Relationships Are Just Too Complicated~https://t.co/7jC1ed1EQV

4. When rumors of LeFou's sexuality in Beauty and the Beast had them clutching their pearls:

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5. When they dressed their kids in R-rated onesies:

Straight people literally start sexualizing their kids from birth but still bitch about the gays. ANYWAY

6. When they refused to go to Starbucks because it'd make them gay:

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7. When they got...creative...with their wedding photos:

what a beautiful wedding says a bridesmaid to a waiter, and yes but what a shame, what a shame the poor grooms brid… https://t.co/kAD5gdZ5nz

8. When they made me hate Harry Potter:

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9. When not even Christmas carols were sacred:

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10. Actually, make that any song ever:

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11. When they gendered literally EVERYTHING, from toothbrushes...

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12. ...to iPhones...

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13. ...to pancakes and waffles!!! 😭

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14. When they left their mark on this book about soybeans:

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15. When they got horny thinking about the gingerbread man:

16. When they answered the question, "What if Shakespeare had written Romeo and Juliet with emojis?":

17. When they nearly died taking vacation photos:

why do straight people feel the need to hang their partners off cliffs

18. When they loved hugging a little too much:

straight people are so... fucking... weird....

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19. And finally, when they wreaked havoc on the comments section on this post:

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