19 Things Straight People Have Ruined
Two words: Bone. Titties.
When they couldn't let a skeleton actually rest in peace:
When their couples Halloween costumes were actually horrifying:
When rumors of LeFou's sexuality in Beauty and the Beast had them clutching their pearls:
When they refused to go to Starbucks because it'd make them gay:
When they made me hate Harry Potter:
When not even Christmas carols were sacred:
Actually, make that any song ever:
When they gendered literally EVERYTHING, from toothbrushes...
...to pancakes and waffles!!! 😭
When they left their mark on this book about soybeans:
When they got horny thinking about the gingerbread man:
When they answered the question, "What if Shakespeare had written Romeo and Juliet with emojis?":
And finally, when they wreaked havoc on the comments section on this post:
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