You don't need me to tell you that people change a LOT between high school and adulthood. But for a lot of people, they wind up being the exact opposite of their high school selves — a fact Twitter users are joking about using the #HighSchoolMeVsAdultMe hashtag.
Here are some of the funniest "High School Me Vs. Adult Me" jokes I've seen:
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Where’s the party? How can I get out of this party? #HighSchoolMeVsAdultMe
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#HighSchoolMeVsAdultMe High School Me: I need a bigger allowance Adult Me: I need a much bigger allowance
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#HighSchoolMeVsAdultMe H.S.: I wish coffee tasted as good as it smells Adult: coffee...nectar of the gods
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High school me: If it's too loud, you're too old. Adult me: Could you breathe a little quieter, I want to take a nap #HighSchoolMeVsAdultMe
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High School Me: I hate homework! Adult me: Works from home. #HighSchoolMeVsAdultMe
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High School Me: I'm going to do what I want when I am older! Adult Me: Goes to bed at 8:00pm. #HighSchoolMeVsAdultMe
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#HighSchoolMeVsAdultMe High school me: I’m not studying this crap Adult me: i should have studied for that crap
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“I wonder if they like me?” vs “Do I like them?” #HighSchoolMeVsAdultMe
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#HighSchoolMeVsAdultMe From “this school is full of morons!” to “this world is full of morons!”
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#HighSchoolMeVsAdultMe HS: I suck at math Adult: I Still suck at math
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HIGH SCHOOL ME: Those college students seem so worldly & independent #HighSchoolMeVsAdultMe ADULT ME: Those snot-nosed little know-it-alls need to vacate my lawn immediately
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High School: I forgot my locker combination. Adult: I forgot my password. #HighSchoolMeVsAdultMe
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High School Me: I’m wearing out the leather on my bike seat Adult Me: I’m wearing out the leather on my recliner. #HighSchoolMeVsAdultMe
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High School: Mom: Jeff, close the cupboards!!! Adult me: Wife: Jeff, close the cupboards! #HighSchoolMeVsAdultMe
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High School Me: Why the hell am I taking 9th grade typing? Adult Me: 9th grade typing was the only useful course I took in high school. #HighSchoolMeVsAdultMe
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#HighSchoolMeVsAdultMe I don’t have anything to do this weekend, this is the worst... I don’t have anything to do this weekend, this is the best!
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High school me: I wonder if we’re going to find weed this week Adult me: Alexa where is the nearest dispensary #HighSchoolMeVsAdultMe