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HS teachers: college is NOT a joke a real college exam question i just had: “which doesn’t belong?” A. Ethos B. Pathos C. Logos D. Migos
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me thinking of someone who wants literally nothing to do with me https://t.co/B84jHibZzu
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i tried to block the baddest bitch on Twitter, but it said " edit profile "
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"Wow ur so mature for ur age" thanks it was the trauma lol
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me: “a nose piercing would be kinda cute” my mum:
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me during morning shift: ay who the FUCK closed last night me closing at night: this looks like a problem for the opener
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My mom coming back into my room and finding me sleeping 5 mins after she woke me up
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Telling people “I don’t want kids”: -“You’ll change your mind one day” -“When you meet the right person...” -“You don’t understand, you’re not a parent” Telling people “My bloodline ends with me” -Dramatic -Your bloodline feels sacred and mystical -Vaguely threatening
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I HAD TO 😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂
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me finding the perfect pIaylist for my 5 minute drive to the store
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Dear girlfriends and wives, pls hang ur wigs where the kids can't reach.... I nearly collapsed last night in my own house.....I thought it was Amardiorha
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Me: ☹️ Shania Twain: Lets go girls Me: 🤠
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me dragging my last 2 brain cells to class cause we need this degree
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how my schoolwork looks at me when i yawn at 9:35PM https://t.co/bQ54pA1KnY
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My dad going to school https://t.co/fK4uZWZWW6
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cats be 9 years old no school no job just in the house meowing
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visual representation of me seeing something funny on twitter and immediately sending it to the gc
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gps: keep straight uber driver: *makes left* me in the backseat:
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aIiens returning me to earth after 2 straight hours of me venting about my probIems
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you were april but i was just a fool - rupi kaur