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"your order has been shipped" me:
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When someone is getting in trouble and the teacher says "The next person who laughs is getting sent to the office"
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i told this dude my name was Veronika with a K but when i looked at his phone he put me under Keronica....
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Me going to heaven watching y’all get left behind during the rapture
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me seamlessly transitioning between calm and panicked throughout the day
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Me looking for my Uber because I don’t know what a Toyota Corolla looks like
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The free antivirus software that comes with your computer
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Me on my lunch break watching my coworkers struggle because it got busy
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Person: Frank Ocean’s music is so boring, you can’t even dance to it Me, an intellectual:
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me when i’m in pubIic and one of the voices in my head teIIs me a joke
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friend: guess what me: what? friend: no guess me:
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when I first arrive at heaven & Eve walks by
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Coming back after a doctor’s appointment with McDonald’s for lunch in elementary.
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gays when puberty hits
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