Buzz·Posted on Mar 31, 201915 Viral Memes From This Month That Are Straight-Up HilariousEllen: "So I hear you have abandonment issues." Me: "Ya." *Ellen walks off stage*by Jon-Michael PoffBuzzFeed EditorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Me on Ellen: ari @darlingadora me on ellen ellen: so i heard you love the ocean me: ya (the studio starts flooding) me: omg ellen you didn’t 04:08 PM - 02 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀 (𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘) @unwhcretunately me on ellen ellen: so i hear u have abandonment issues me: ya *ellen walks off stage* me, tearing up: omg ellen u didnt :( 12:03 PM - 05 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite emmm @catraIovesgirIs me on ellen ellen: so you weren’t vaccinated as a child? me: yeah (doctor walks out with vaccines) me: omg ellen u didn’t 09:32 PM - 01 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Scantron Test: Ygrene @Ygrene [dolphin taking scantron test] A B C D E 1. [▫️] [▫️] [▫️] [▫️] [▪️] 2. [▫️] [▫️] [▫️] [▫️] [▪️] 3. [▫️] [▫️] [▫️] [▫️] [▪️] 4. 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Nobody: lea @__Leaaaaa_ Nobody: People who went to church for Ash Wednesday: 05:31 PM - 06 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite ryan tallant @taIIant Nobody: Me walking down the middle of the store checking each isle for my mom: 01:20 AM - 28 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Nobody + Game of Thrones: Tomiwa @thetaeo @HoeStopTwatchin Nobody: Ned Stark: 08:48 AM - 06 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Pete Davidson and Kate Beckinsale Making Out: Taylor Banks @MsTaylorBanks Expectation: Pete Davidson and Kate Beckinsale. Reality: Antoni. 05:05 AM - 04 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Betches @betchesluvthis Will Kate Beckinsale and Pete Davidson last? Here's what their astrology reveals. https://t.co/e0Zl6HEMy6 03:00 PM - 04 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Is Antoni Safe @is_Antoni_Safe When you want to make the perfect grapefruit and avocado salad but the avocado isn’t ripe enough 04:03 PM - 04 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Summoning Circle: Ryan Vance @ryanjjvance summoning circle, hope this works 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 A cure 🕯 For being clums- 🔥 🕯 Ah shit 🔥 Ah no 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 Oh no oh no 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 07:10 PM - 06 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Deus Sex Machina @DeusSexPH summoning circle, hope this works 🕯️🕯️🕯️ 🕯️🕯️🕯️ 🕯️🕯️🕯️ oh fuck i summoned Marie Kondo 07:14 AM - 07 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite jon @prasejeebus Summoning Circle 🤞🏼 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 An Oscar for Amy 🕯 Adams 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 02:15 AM - 07 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Iconic Line: Shannon♡ @LovingLeighx straight line: _______________________ dash line: - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - iconic line: 10:29 PM - 09 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Co—Star Horoscopes: adam @brokeangeI ╭━━━━━━━━━━━━╮ ┃🌔 CO — STAR ┃ ┃𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝘁 𝗮 𝗴𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 ┃ ┃I see you’ve got ur clown ┃ ┃suit on like you always do ┃ ╰━━━━━━━━━━━━╯ 01:33 PM - 16 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite jaaan @lmaoitsjan nobody: me: co-star: ╭━━━━━━━━━━━━╮ ┃🌔 CO — STAR ┃ ┃𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝘁 𝗮 𝗴𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 ┃ ┃I see you’ve taken an ┃ ┃extra sip of dumb bitch ┃ ┃juice today ┃ ╰━━━━━━━━━━━━╯ 09:08 PM - 17 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite helena @freshhel 🌑 CO — STAR ¹ ᵐᶦⁿ ᵃᵍᵒ 𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕕𝕒𝕪 𝕒𝕥 𝕒 𝕘𝕝𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕖 𝗣𝘂𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝗽𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗶 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀. 04:49 PM - 16 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Horny Dumbledore: carter @carterhambley Nobody: J.K. Rowling: Dumbledore’s patronus is the Grindr logo 04:46 PM - 17 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite grant 🧔🏻 @urdadssidepiece me: JK Rowling: Dumbledore was on PrEP 04:18 PM - 17 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite jon @prasejeebus Nobody: J.K. Rowling: Dumbledore ate the peach from Call Me By Your Name 01:50 AM - 17 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Meghan McCain "My Father": Ira Madison III @ira New therapist: What brings you here? Me: 05:55 AM - 21 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Generic Internet Gay @genericgaystuff "Who are you trying to find?" Nemo: 10:51 PM - 20 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 𝔥𝔦𝔰𝔭𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔭𝔦𝔵𝔦𝔢 𝔡𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔪 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩 @mathewrodriguez Me describing everyone on gay Twitter 02:14 AM - 21 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Florida Man: Kristine 💫🦹🏼♀️ @k_bompadre @g_pratimaaa thank you for this. 11:52 PM - 20 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite C @Chelsirr THIS IS THE MOST FLORIDIAN THING IVE EVER READ IN MY LIFE LMFAOOO #FloridaManChallege 04:49 AM - 22 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Merrill @Merrill_Corp @g_pratimaaa 12:49 AM - 21 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Flat Stomach/When She Was Pregnant: J Wolfe🥀 @itsJWolfe Me: I want a flat stomach My stomach | \ | / | \ | \ | 🍞🍞🍞\ | 🧀🧀🥩🥩\ |🌮🌯🌯🍟 \ |🥠🥠🌭🥞 / |🥚🥚🍖🍳/ |🥯🥖🥖 / | | | \ | \ 11:25 PM - 21 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite dirt prince @pant_leg my mom when she was pregnant with me: | | | | | \ | \ | \ | \ | \ | 🤠 / | / | / | | 11:58 PM - 24 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite jake @jakegrnr Bella Swan pregnant with her ugly CGI baby | | | | | \ | \ | \ | \ | \ | 🧛🏻♀️ / | / | / | | 04:51 AM - 26 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. "You Were at My Wedding, Denise...": Slade @Slade You were at my wedding Denise. 01:32 PM - 26 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite The Volatile Mermaid @OhNoSheTwitnt YOU WERE AT MY WEDDING, DENISE! 01:47 PM - 26 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Colin Diersing @cdiersing Guy with the megaphone: No justice! Crowd: No peace! Guy with megaphone: You were at my wedding! Crowd (louder this time): Denise! 07:53 PM - 26 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. State ~Drawings~: Llama In A Tux @LlamaInaTux California be _________ | | \ | \ 🌉 \ } \ \ \ \🎥 \ ) \ )🏄 ___( Whilmst Colorado be ___________ | | | ⛰️ | |__________| 04:09 AM - 26 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite мєℓιѕѕα🌙 @TheBuuri @LlamaInaTux Nevada be like ______________ | ? ? ? ? | |🎰 ? ? ? | | ? ? ? ? | \ ? ? ? | \ ? ? ? | \ 👽 ? | \ 🎰 | \ __/ 03:13 PM - 26 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 𝓝𝓑𝓐 𝓢𝓸𝔂𝓵𝓳𝓪𝓑𝓸𝔂™ @triple100emoji @LlamaInaTux 𝒃𝒂𝒎𝒂 𝒃𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 ____________ | 🚀 \ | 🌲 🤠| | 🏙 | | 🏈 | | 🤠 🌳 | | 🌪 🏈 \ | 🐄 🤠 | | __________ | | |🍤 🌾 |/\| 🚢 04:00 PM - 26 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite