What's The Funniest Amazon Review You've Ever Seen?

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If you're like me, you probably spend a lot of time browsing Amazon looking for shit to buy.

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And while browsing, you've probably come across reviews that, while not super helpful, are downright hilarious.

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Maybe it was a good old poop joke in the comments that had you rolling.

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Or perhaps it was a G-rated product with X-rated innuendos that made you bend over laughing.

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⭐️⭐️⭐️: No matter what I did, I couldn't get the cookie dough to rise. My wife said "Oh, honey. It's ok. It happens to all bakers now and then." Which, you know, was nice of her to say. Still, I felt kind of deflated.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️: I'm not sure why so many reviews are complaining about the size of this product & it being too big. 5" X 3 3/4" ...seems about average to me.

Hell, maybe it was just someone's obliviousness that brought a grin to your face.

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Now it's your turn: Show us via the DropBox below the funniest Amazon review you've ever seen. If you don't have a screenshot, just tell us about the product and the comment, and we'll find it!

We'll feature the best in an upcoming BuzzFeed Community post and/or video!