1. When someone put sprinkles on their guac like it was a goddamn ice cream sundae:
2. And when someone dipped chocolate chip cookies in their guac like it were a big glass of milk:
3. The time this person drowned their guac in Flamin' Hot Cheetos:
4. When The New York Times invented fake news:
Add green peas to your guacamole. Trust us. http://t.co/7imMY9c2ph
5. And when this local news station showed us what alternative facts really look like:
Watermelon: The secret ingredient to the best guacamole. Happy National Watermelon Day! https://t.co/GVhxx3B15L
6. The time someone made grape-amole:
7. When someone ruined a perfectly good thing with pomegranate seeds and pineapple:
8. The time the county fair took things way, way too far:
9. When Whole Foods concocted this hipster disaster:
10. And when this person put chocolate on their guac and had the audacity to hashtag it #foodie:
11. The time this person ruined two good things by mixing them together:
12. When this restaurant adulterated their guac with strawberries and goat cheese:
13. When someone got carried away with the mixer and gave it the texture of mashed potatoes:
14. The time it was put in an "Easy Squeeze" tube:
15. And worst of all, when guacamole came in a METAL CAN:
