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    21 Facebook Statuses From Old People You'll Feel Like 1% Bad For Laughing At

    Once again, the πŸ˜‚ emoji does NOT imply sadness.

    Old people and Facebook are a match made in comedy heaven. Never has that been clearer than a few days ago when @dogwithablog_69 posted a Twitter thread of old people's flashy Facebook status updates. Here are 21 of the accidentally funniest ones:

    1. The πŸ˜‚ emoji absolutely does not mean what they think it does.

    2. No really, someone should tell them.

    3. The best part is this wasn't even an accident.

    4. To be fair, the balloons DO get your attention.

    5. It's such a versatile background.

    6. Oh no, they've corrupted the 😍 emoji too...

    7. This isn't WebMD.

    8. Bye? So soon?!

    9. Dammit, Patty!

    10. I'm...just...not sure this is the place.


    12. She deserved better.

    13. Donna here is sending very mixed messages.

    14. Safety first!

    15. TBH, the πŸ’© emoji DOES look more like chocolate than poop.

    16. This is a lot to take in.

    17. Thank you for the update, Jeff.

    18. πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©

    19. Again with the balloons?!

    20. πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•

    21. And finally, this πŸ’•:

    Have a funny Facebook banner you're dying to share? Upload it via the dropbox below! And check out @dogwithablog_69's thread for more hilarious statuses.