Elon Musk And Grimes Named Their Son X Æ A-12, And The Jokes Basically Wrote Themselves
I have to laugh.
On Monday, Elon Musk announced on Twitter that Grimes had given birth to a son — their first child together, and Elon's seventh after fathering six children with ex-wife Justine Wilson.
The child's name? X Æ A-12 Musk.
@priscillabanana X Æ A-12 Musk
That's X as in X-ray, Æ as in, like, Encyclopædia Britannica (which is literally the only place I've ever seen the letter Æ), A as in Apple, hyphen, 12.
With a name like that, the jokes basically wrote themselves — so here are 17 of the best ones.
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Could be wrong but I'm pretty sure this is how you pronounce X AE A-12
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*Teacher doing the register* “James?” “Here” “X Æ A-12?” X Æ A-12:
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"We're naming him X Æ A-12..."
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grimes and elon musk's baby name book was lookin like this
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the doctor walking into Grimes’ delivery room as she gives birth to X Æ A-12
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grimes and elon: good night X Æ A-12 Musk our sweet baby X Æ A-12 Musk:
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“X Æ A-12” is definitely an American Eagle Outfitters coupon code I’ve used to buy pre-distressed jeans with
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grimes to her baby: can you say mama? say mama! X Æ A-12 Musk:
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grimes and elon: take the trash out please son X Æ A-12:
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for those of u asking how X Æ A-12 is pronounced, it’s
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Grimes: “the baby’s crying go feed him” Elon: “I can’t hear anything are you sure?” X Æ A-12:
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X Æ A-12 first words when he starts to speak in javascript
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When X Æ A-12 turns 16 and gets his first car #ElonMusk #Grimes
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the kids at X Æ A-12 ‘s kindergarten when he starts shooting lasers out of his eyes
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Grimes: Elon can you shout up and tell X Æ A-12 his dinner’s ready? Elon Musk:
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X Æ A-12 playing with his classmates at school
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How I listen to Grimes now knowing she had a baby with Elon Musk and named it X Æ A-12