1. In case you didn't know, it's really REALLY cold across most of the US right now. Twitter: @Patrick_Fenelon / Via Twitter: @Patrick_Fenelon 2. I mean, like, REALLY COLD. Twitter: @1013KDWB / Via Twitter: @1013KDWB 3. Like, "my toilet froze" cold: Colin Lovequist / Via Twitter: @LoungeCKRM 4. It's so cold you can freeze noodles: Twitter: @ccroucher9 5. Soap is freezing: Twitter: @wowmartiean 6. Even ANTIFREEZE is freezing: imgur.com / Via imgur.com 7. I mean, look at this: Twitter: @hannahtraining 8. People are out here looking like Dr. Seuss characters: Taylor Scallon @taylor_scallon “Is Iowa really THAT cold?” 01:10 AM - 31 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Beards are freezing: Twitter: @Volus_dude 10. Tires are freezing: u/sprgsmnt / Via reddit.com 11. And, of course, faces are freezing: Cameron Fire Department / Twitter: @ABC13Elita / Via Twitter: @ABC13Elita 12. This is happening INDOORS: u/TheMadCatterFTW / Via reddit.com 13. Nowhere is safe: Twitter: @HeidiMiler 14. It's so cold, water is coming out as ICE: Twitter: @mak_savi 15. I mean, it's so cold even ghosts are wearing pants: Twitter: @gregswan 16. Paint is PEELING off cars: imgur.com / Via imgur.com 17. Car doors are being SNAPPED off: Twitter: @kuyacoo_ 18. Pants are becoming gold medal gymnasts: Danika Brinda @DanikaBrinda Hey Polar Vortex, you may freeze my @JusticeForGirl pants but you’ll never kill their style #FrozenJustice #SisterhoodOfTheFrozenPants #PolarVortex #MNnice #BoldNorth #Negative50 #WinterFun #PerfectLanding 12:35 AM - 31 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Vodka is turning into ice: Twitter: @KKrilanovichCRE 20. Peepholes are freezing eyes: Twitter: @imayoras 21. And look at this pole. It's shivering. SHIVERING! Super Bowl 52 Champions. @GordonsWord Cadillac Michigan the light poles are shivering. Science mannn #PolarVortex2019 #PolarVortex #science #Michigan 02:32 AM - 31 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Outlets are more like ICE-lets: Twitter: @CJcued 23. Bubbles are freezing in mid-air: Daniel Schneider @BiologistDan How cold is it in the Midwest? Bubbles are freezing. Remember to take your pets inside. #PolarVortex2019 05:33 PM - 30 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. And ice is, just like, appearing: u/Nayb3n / Via reddit.com 25. This is seriously insane: reddit.com 26. But, hey, at least it's not cloudy... right??? Google Lord help us.