1. In case you didn't know, it's really REALLY cold across most of the US right now.
2. I mean, like, REALLY COLD.
3. Like, "my toilet froze" cold:
4. It's so cold you can freeze noodles:
5. Soap is freezing:
6. Even ANTIFREEZE is freezing:
7. I mean, look at this:
8. People are out here looking like Dr. Seuss characters:
“Is Iowa really THAT cold?”
9. Beards are freezing:
10. Tires are freezing:
11. And, of course, faces are freezing:
12. This is happening INDOORS:
13. Nowhere is safe:
14. It's so cold, water is coming out as ICE:
15. I mean, it's so cold even ghosts are wearing pants:
16. Paint is PEELING off cars:
17. Car doors are being SNAPPED off:
18. Pants are becoming gold medal gymnasts:
Hey Polar Vortex, you may freeze my @JusticeForGirl pants but you’ll never kill their style #FrozenJustice #SisterhoodOfTheFrozenPants #PolarVortex #MNnice #BoldNorth #Negative50 #WinterFun #PerfectLanding
19. Vodka is turning into ice:
20. Peepholes are freezing eyes:
21. And look at this pole. It's shivering. SHIVERING!
Cadillac Michigan the light poles are shivering. Science mannn #PolarVortex2019 #PolarVortex #science #Michigan
22. Outlets are more like ICE-lets:
23. Bubbles are freezing in mid-air:
How cold is it in the Midwest? Bubbles are freezing. Remember to take your pets inside. #PolarVortex2019
24. And ice is, just like, appearing:
25. This is seriously insane:
26. But, hey, at least it's not cloudy... right???
