Buzz·Posted on Dec 16, 2019100 Hysterical Tweets From 2019 That Got 100K Retweets And Kept On Going"Dads be like, 'Go help your mother.' Bro, go help your wife."by Jon-Michael PoffBuzzFeed Senior EditorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. IG: 𝓶𝓬𝓶𝔁𝓬𝓿_𝓲 🛸✨ @anesuishec Mom: “Come help me get the groceries out of the car” Me: 08:32 AM - 14 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Qlayre @thisisqlayre The clitoris has 8,000 nerve endings and still isn’t as sensitive as a white man on the Internet 07:30 PM - 23 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Kyle @kkunta__ So you calling my mom a liar?!?! https://t.co/SfQJZOvRZW 01:47 AM - 25 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. ismael @unofficialish dogs lick us because they know we have bones inside n they want em 11:39 PM - 07 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. mo @MODE279 my mom comin back in my room and finding me sleeping 5 mins after she woke me up 02:04 AM - 13 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. ☃️ @dalysluna When you’re on a roller coaster and you know the camera is coming up 05:25 PM - 10 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. choptop ♉️🙇🏽 @prettyylele No one: College Student: 🌳 / 🚘 || \ / || \ "idgaf. if they hit 🌳 / || 🚶🏽♂️ \ me, they hit me” / || \ 🌳 / || \ 05:37 AM - 02 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. ky ⚔️ @urdadkylie my conversations w literally anyone: ⚪️ 🔵 🔵 🔵 🔵 🔵 ⚪️ ⚪️ 🔵 🔵 🔵 🔵 🔵 🔵 ⚪️ 12:46 PM - 05 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. 🀄️ @kftwt all 6 of my brain cells assembling so I can spell necessary 07:23 PM - 05 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Lil $us @heyyy_sus Me leaving the house without eating breakfast, dehydrated, and with 2 hours of sleep 06:12 AM - 04 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. playboi nardi @avantnard socrates: to do is to be plato: to be is to do scooby: do be do 07:29 PM - 13 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. cohl @kohlw0rld Babies stare a lot for someone who doesn’t know how to fight https://t.co/gN0KUtDPjp 10:40 PM - 11 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Wavy @classynastyy My brain is like my internet browser. I got like 19 tabs open , three of them are glitching... and where the fuck is that music coming from 08:30 PM - 18 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Ashola Ilie @MrAshola Dear girlfriends and wives, pls hang ur wigs where the kids can't reach.... I nearly collapsed last night in my own house.....I thought it was Amardiorha 07:52 PM - 05 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Don ChuLo° @famousmsft Nobody: Nobody at all: My mother looking for something to complain about: 12:15 AM - 15 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Casey McCormick @itsmeCaseyMc Today I thought I saw a woman dressed as a handmaid about to jump from a building. I called 911. 03:24 PM - 21 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. ralene @ralenethepage high school seniors: omg I’m so excited for college, I’m gonna go out every day !!! actual college students: 01:59 AM - 17 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Lauren || #renewawae @Avonleaambition “you think you can do these things nemo but you just can’t!” 04:26 AM - 05 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Dick Foo @DickFooDog tired of these mfs 12:15 AM - 16 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Rachel Webb @tacopoop23 I think my mom found the best use for this new filter 😂 12:47 AM - 16 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Sabrina @stfu_sabs Therapist: And what do we say when we feel like this? Me: It be like that sometimes Therapist: No 02:21 AM - 08 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. cillian @justchillian_ Met Gala: the theme is camp Me: 11:01 PM - 06 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. aamirah @Aamirah_salie Guys I’m in Spain. The s is silent . 💞💓💗💖💕💘💖💗💓💕 10:27 AM - 02 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Eva Victor @evaandheriud me explaining to my boyfriend why we’re going to straight pride 09:20 PM - 04 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. nope @LilNasX wow man last year i was sleeping on my sisters floor, had no money, struggling to get plays on my music, suffering from daily headaches, now i’m gay. 05:40 PM - 28 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Zᴀᴄʜ O @zopdyke Holy shit I thought this baby legit had a grip like no other https://t.co/ZXOEfKJTql 01:27 AM - 21 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. evil @evilbart24 Uber driver: .......... Me: ........... Uber driver: ............ Me: ............. Uber driver: ............. Me: ................ Uber driver: ................ Me: .................. Uber driver: you have arrived Me: 5 Stars 12:56 AM - 13 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Wez @Big_Wezza Me cooking pasta for one 06:56 PM - 03 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. 🦋 @hurttfuI me after using “furthermore” in an essay https://t.co/Ml3zq3hsUv 10:20 PM - 28 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. (((Sᴄʀᴜ̈ᴇɢɢS))) @scrueggs Me, opening my eyes to see I have two minutes left before my alarm clock goes off: 03:30 AM - 10 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Dak @RidiculousDak When you’re walking past the aisles at Walmart and finally see your mom 08:20 PM - 09 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. bam its sam✨ @saaamscottt6 almost 22 years ago 2 people had sex and now i have to go to work everyday 11:55 PM - 16 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. 𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚊 🍂 @disharryland this is the most cat thing ive ever seen 08:18 PM - 16 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 34. ♔ @clearily me: "why does my back always hurt?" my sleeping position: https://t.co/gsbyflNIUl 12:25 AM - 30 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 35. Mark Phillips @SupremeDreams_1 How They expect you to React When You get an Amber Alert 😂😭😭 08:14 PM - 02 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 36. ѕнα∂ყ™ ➐ @6illeh Doctor: ”Okay, so what’s wrong with you today?” Me: *Turns to my mom* 03:09 PM - 03 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 37. Lesbian Peach @spacelezbian This is sending me 05:42 AM - 03 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 38. joven @youngandjoven Can someone write an article on millenials killing the doorbell industry by texting "here" 12:17 AM - 03 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 39. ANDREA @dreeaaxo_ So it was my cousins 3rd birthday and instead of having a normal theme she chose this 12:33 AM - 05 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 40. CARLYLE @ColtonCarlyle My cat loves licking me, but can’t stand when I do it back 03:51 AM - 11 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 41. chris @skatehair i’m not gonna ask you again, what the fuck is in your mouth 10:32 PM - 28 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 42. Joshua Michael Lim @ihave2mums 4 Pictures 1 Story 04:07 AM - 22 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 43. sage ☀️ @sagerosemrythym (i can’t believe i actually downloaded this app) but guys i found the holy grail of tiktoks and i’m crying 03:21 AM - 14 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 44. Judy @judith_ism Now........that’s fashion 05:26 PM - 31 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 45. あかり(AKARI) @Babyshoujo Saw a thicc ass starfish at the aquarium today 😌 08:31 PM - 30 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 46. DaGirlRunninOnSoap 😂 @_dlew32 I cant afford a gym membership so 😂 07:32 PM - 29 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 47. Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken Honestly my take away from this chart is that donuts are healthier than I thought https://t.co/VCs5ZCPQqE 02:56 PM - 27 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 48. lys 🐿 @moominsmoons i am never deleting tik tok 11:05 PM - 16 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 49. royse @Roysenotes my sister saw two unaccompanied little children in a trench coat giggling amongst themselves yesterday and i am absolutely howling 10:09 PM - 15 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 50. 𝔸𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒 @bigdickfrieza Boyfriend: what’s wrong? Girlfriend: nothing.... Girlfriend the rest of the day: 01:32 AM - 13 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 51. Azeem @_azeem87 He Sent Her A Meme On Instagram But She Already Saw It On Twitter - Rupi Kaur 04:34 AM - 06 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 52. мåɾℓєиå. 🍒 @lenarios27 Nobody: The waiter at Olive Garden: 05:51 PM - 11 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 53. Dirt Road Queen ♡ @DirtRoadQueen__ The most important thing you’ll see today 09:47 PM - 29 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 54. ken @kenleyshelbie Someones gotta pay the rent 09:23 PM - 13 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 55. Markus Gilliland @markusanthony17 obtuse rubber goose green moose guava juice giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake https://t.co/mO9yYHXjYx 06:55 PM - 27 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 56. alex (they/them) @alxjasper let her perform her spells in peace https://t.co/DFA1GxTvZu 01:08 AM - 05 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 57. Wajed Ahmed @borderlineyikes idk what the cat is going through but same 07:42 AM - 07 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 58. 🤠 @manster_mash I saw a girl post her Spotify top artists on her Instagram story with the caption “so accurate”. Like yeah it’s accurate... it’s literally data 02:45 PM - 05 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 59. Baby Pink @StraightLaced43 When you see a tweet that’s just a little funny 10:32 PM - 01 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 60. NCAA Youngboy @Apex_sH My niece has her bird trained to attack anyone she screams at 😂😂😂 09:27 PM - 30 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 61. peytøn @peytnhaag lady on say yes to the dress: “my budget today is four thousand dollars” ten year old me w/ no concept of money: “fckin cheap ass” 03:42 AM - 21 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 62. Nic Sampson @NicSampson Jesus it’s enormous https://t.co/gLhdHtWZLf 08:29 PM - 27 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 63. χισмαяα🔮 @xiomara_gomez18 The shit I have to deal with🤦♀️😂 08:42 PM - 21 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 64. Jeffrey Bien @jungleland I just want everyone to know that my two-year old insisted on being “pants” for Halloween... 10:58 PM - 31 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 65. dijahsb.com @DijahSB who tf came into the store and did this 11:06 PM - 21 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 66. rudy mustang @rudy_mustang this is our farm dog Captain. he points at the chickens every day and we don’t know why lol 01:05 AM - 12 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 67. talented and clever gunass @OBLOMOVITE dads be like “go help ur mother” bro go help ur wife 08:38 AM - 01 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 68. elise navidad @crocfanpage if you were born before 1996 you are a millennial if you were born after 2005 you are gen z if you were born in between then you are an honorary member of the black eyed peas 12:38 PM - 03 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 69. Klutch @KlutchGame So we had to put a cone on my dog again. My cat loves it 09:41 PM - 28 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 70. Cøzy I Be @theycallmecozyy The Holy Trinity 03:46 PM - 06 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 71. Dak @RidiculousDak My money as soon as I earn it 01:21 AM - 28 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 72. Emeka @emekanu Me getting ready for the outing i said yes to 07:43 AM - 04 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 73. 𝙅𝙖𝙙𝙖 @JADAEDW dumbest bitch award goes to me😩🤣 11:45 PM - 02 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 74. Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk This is what an updated Home Alone would actually look like. 09:32 PM - 07 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 75. Eric Billeter🧸 @EricBilleter_25 My number neighbor fried the shit out of me 02:32 AM - 03 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 76. 𝔢𝔩𝔞𝔶𝔫𝔢 🍒 @elameeee Y’all..... why would my kid say this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 05:29 PM - 03 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 77. chan☃️ @chandlarschmidt If you’re having a bad day, watch this 03:05 PM - 19 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 78. Zachary Pashkutz @zackaria8001 Sorry this video is too good to not share 03:06 AM - 11 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 79. YOUNG TATTED YGB TSUNAMI🌊 @Bin4hunnid What my food see from outside the microwave. 😂 05:17 AM - 08 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 80. bailey ratliff @Bailey_Ratliff My grandma told me she stopped smoking 09:25 PM - 29 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 81. luis navarro @stluis_htx “I couldn’t breathe when I slept so I installed a camera” 12:51 AM - 22 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 82. Wy @WyattAPertuset why’d my roommate think he could hide something like this from me😔 09:54 PM - 03 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 83. Pravin 🎄 @pnaik98 This guy gave up on studying and has spent the last 15 minutes blowing bubbles in the library 08:26 AM - 09 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 84. David @entralada_ Spongebob and the jellyfish when they threw that house party 07:23 PM - 01 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 85. Emma @CampbellxEmma Thinking about how the Dutch police arrested a bird for taking part in a robbery, put it in a jail cell with bread and water & when the media reported on it they put a little black bar over the face to protect its identity 08:06 PM - 29 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 86. Lewis Vaughan Jones @LVaughanJones When your drone runs out of battery over a lake, timing is everything... 10:29 AM - 10 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 87. salad @defnotsally do you think men twitch so much in their sleep because their bodies can’t handle not saying something stupid for that long so it finds another way to be annoying 01:00 AM - 30 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 88. Dom @domcorona_ okay...hear me out 05:10 PM - 05 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 89. ICE T @FINALLEVEL I get on Twitter… talk a little shit.. Get off… Back to life... 12:42 AM - 09 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 90. Ivy ☁️ @ivywintxrs So I painted my birth control packet. 04:51 PM - 31 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 91. . @eltonsbeatles me: lol I saw that on twitter them: what’s your twitter? me: them: me: them: me: them: me: them: me: them: me: them: me: them: me: them: me: them: me: them: me: them: me: them: me: them: me: them: me: them: me: what’s twitter 04:13 AM - 18 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 92. jordan 🧺🧸~💗’ˢ ᵏᵒᵒ @louvregguk normal person: 9+7=16 me: if 10+7 is 17 and 9 is one less than 10 then 9+7 must be 16 04:44 AM - 25 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 93. MarQz @marquezzz202 Me making different accounts to get that free first month subscription 06:41 PM - 09 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 94. sam @spicegirlsam my girlfriend fell asleep and me n the dog jus been talkin... 05:02 AM - 06 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 95. Gianna Victoria Genneken @GiannaGenneken Had to do it since everyone says I look like the girl from the bee movie... 04:33 AM - 26 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 96. Ashleighynne @Spencee_daddy 03:45 PM - 12 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Jack / BACKGRID 97. (Kah•Me) @lekurokami I’m crying 😭 12:12 AM - 03 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 98. AMP @alygat My husband sent me this, saying that our cat refuses to move, so his ear is now an `enter key` 07:16 PM - 13 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 99. jamie @gnuman1979 The Oscar for best death or dying by a duck goes to. 02:25 AM - 18 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 100. اُمامہ @umamahaziz “I work well under pressure” me under pressure: https://t.co/JuHcjwIwpB 12:10 PM - 03 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite