1. Kombucha Girl
Looking at myself naked in the mirror
2. And I Oop
Ancient Greeks after accidentally looking at Medusa
3. Hey, Look at Us
When you make next morning brunch plans when you’re hammered and then actually follow through with them
5. And It Shows
Some of y’all have never been yelled at by a middle-aged white lady about something wildly outside the realm of your pay grade while working in the service industry and it shows
6. Nobody
nobody: me in public when the voices in my head crack a joke:
7. Storm Area 51
My alien that I snuck out of Area 51 waking me up at 3AM to ask me how to use the microwave
8. Ight I'mma Head Out
when you sneeze & someone says ”bless you” but you’re home alone
9. Me on Ellen
me on ellen ellen: so i heard you love the ocean me: ya (the studio starts flooding) me: omg ellen you didn’t
10. Me Explaining
me explaining my love for my cat and how i would die for him my cat
12. Squinting Woman
When I see a white person in a red hat
13. Government Agent Watching Me
me: *covers the camera from my laptop's webcam with tape* the government agent always watching me: *texting me* omg r u mad at me?
14. Life With Mak
Me on my lunch break watching my coworkers struggle because it got busy
15. Evil Patrick
Me leaving the pot in the sink because “it needs to soak”
16. Infinity War Is the Most Ambitious Crossover Event in History
Marvel: 'Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history' Me:
17. Ladies, Imagine This
LADIES imagine this, its 15 years from now. your son is up to bat. your daughter is cheering him on in the stands. your husband is nowhere to be found, you start to worry he’ll miss the game. suddenly, a tiny red convertible pulls up on the field. its your husband, Stuart Little
18. Moth Lamp
y’all got any fuckin lamps?
19. Yodel Kid
me when i 1st saw the walmart yodeling boy: well this is new me after watching it 7 more times:
21. Distracted Boyfriend
Dis one right here
22. Blinking White Guy
me: ill take a biology class, im smart enough for this just watch me teacher: cells me:
23. Mocking SpongeBob
mcdonald's: "our ice cream machine broke" me: "oUR eyeZ kreeM muhSheen broKe"
24. Salt Bae
Adding a little Caucasian to your cv before sending it off
25. Meryl Streep Singing
The Killers: It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this? Me: IT WAS ONLY A KISS IT WAS ONLY A KISS
26. First of All
Mom: “I brought you in this world & I can take you out” First of all I’m ready to leave so.
27. Roll Safe
You can't be broke if you don't check your bank account
28. Sly Duck
When you grab the McDonalds and eat a little bit out of everybody's fries then take the one you didn't touch
30. The Floor Is Lava
The floor is capitalism
31. Confused Math Lady
Straight: I accept you but don't fall for me Gay: Don't worry I don't like you Straight: Aren't you gay tho? Gay: Yes... Straight:
32. Arthur's Fist
when you wake up and see you missed the "you up?" text
33. Petty Skai Jackson
Professor: please don't show up outside of my office two weeks before finals asking for extra credit Me:
34. Harambe
"harambe? i haven't heard that name in years"
35. Blurry Mr. Krabs
When you ain't doing the speed limit and the song you listening to got police sirens in it.
36. Bone App the Teeth
Her: babe I want sushi Me: bone app the teeth
37. Evil Kermit
Me: he apologized. I should just say okay & let it go. Other me: bring up that thing that pissed you off 3 weeks ago too. Finish him.
38. Damn Daniel
Damn Daniel
39. *Record Scratch* *Freeze Frame*
*Record scratch* *Freeze frame* Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
40. Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue
roses are red there's fish in the sea
41. The Dress
What Colors Are This Dress? http://t.co/IUroKmtl4g
42. Chrissy Teigen's Cry Face
"Let me call you right now so you can save my number"
43. Left Shark
When you feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind wanting to start again
44. Drake's "Hotline Bling"
When you get that "I'm on my way" text from bae
47. Netflix and Chill
when he says netflix and chill but you walk in and he ain't even got a TV
48. Pizza Rat
New York's hottest Halloween costume has arrived #pizzarat
49. Adele's "Hello"
50. Arizona Llama Chase
I DONT CARE IF WE ON THE RUN
52. Alex From Target
Couldn't stop laughing😂😂😂💯 #alexfromtarget
53. Kim Kardashian's Paper Magazine Cover
Kim Kardashian looks so much like a centaur in Paper Magazine, I figured I'd take it one step further.
55. Apparently Kid
56. Hot Felon
58. The Diva Kid
59. In Me Mum's Car
60. Too Many Cooks
62. "Harlem Shake"
65. "The Fox"
66. 60-Year-Old Girl
69. Doge
73. "Gangnam Style"
74. Grumpy Cat
76. Potato Jesus
78. Bad Luck Brian
79. Texts From Hillary
80. Ermahgerd
81. Nyan Cat
83. Planking
84. Chuck Testa
86. Feminist Ryan Gosling
87. Imminent Ned/Brace Yourselves, Winter Is Coming
88. Hipster Ariel
89. Scumbag Steve
91. Inception
92. Sad Keanu
93. Old Spice Guy
94. The Rent Is Too Damn High
95. Deal With It
96. Double Rainbow
97. The Vuvuzela
100. Bed Intruder Song
