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    25 Fucking Hilarious Tweets About The "American Horror Story: Apocalypse" Premiere

    "Submitting my DNA to 23 and Me just in case World War III really breaks out."

    Jon-Michael Poff
    by Jon-Michael Poff

    BuzzFeed Editor

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    Twitter: @Dancing_Reef / Via Twitter: @Dancing_Reef

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    ✖️Bemere✖️ @GraphixsGuru

    Me getting on the plane not thinking twice about Brock #AHSApocalypse

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    kristin™ @kristinmariet_

    Me if I was heading for that plane #AHSApocalypse

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    Kristen Studybaker @KStudybaker

    Next time an Amber Alert goes off on my phone, thanks lol #AHSApocalpyse

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    new year, same bee 🐝 @extratayrestria

    Me submitting my DNA to 23 and Me just in case WWIII really breaks out #AHSApocalpyse

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    destiny @crouchingtigerr

    Me after I submit my DNA to Ancestry and hope my genetics are on point to be chosen #AHSApocalpyse

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    Twitter: @MrFlyyyGuyyy / Via Twitter: @MrFlyyyGuyyy

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    Patrick Martin @Utuber1003

    #AHSApocalpyse Me trying to predict how coven and murderhouse will play into the show

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    Braddd @PrincessBraad

    "No unauthorized copulation of any kind,under any circumstances, no exceptions." The hormonal, extremely attractive teenagers: #AHSApocalpyse https://t.co/cDe4ZvTv8A

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    Twitter: @patjchile / Via Twitter: @patjchile

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    Ty no Tribbett💫 @twhitson26

    Me walking into dinner after my genetics are accepted #AHSApocalpyse

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    Twitter: @JBomb11 / Via Twitter: @JBomb11

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    Twitter: @JohnBasedow / Via Twitter: @JohnBasedow

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    Twitter: @MickeyRynell / Via Twitter: @MickeyRynell

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    Twitter: @d_socha / Via Twitter: @d_socha

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    Hermes' Hippie @sebastienswine

    Me watching the ppl getting taken away while shutting the fuck up and eating my cube #AHSApocalypse

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    B 🌹 @biancaclarkee

    everyone at the table when coco got slapped #AHSApocalypse

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    Twitter: @jake_corbo / Via Twitter: @jake_corbo

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    Lizzy ♡ // DM LIMIT @meadowiIton

    Venable and Ms Meade after feeding everyone Stew Stu #AHSApocalypse

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    ฿Ⱡ₳₵₭ ⱤɆⱫⱫ ™ 🤪 @random_camo

    *Joan Collins eating that stew* #AHSApocalypse

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    xǝl∀ @AlexBeTweeting

    Michael Langdon arriving to the Outpost like #AHSApocalypse

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    Twitter: @CoreyDylan28 / Via Twitter: @CoreyDylan28

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    Twitter: @LostNdConCruzed / Via Twitter: @LostNdConCruzed

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    Insatiable @hiddengodessval

    When you hear that murder house music playing #AHSApocalypse

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    𝔷𝔲𝔩𝔢𝔦𝔨𝔞 @zooleykuh

    Jessica Lange coming back to #AHS after seeing a mess of a season Roanoke and Cult was

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