Conclusive Evidence That Drag Queens Would Make The Best Professors And Students At Hogwarts

Not today, Potter! Not today!

Harry Potter: Adore Delano

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I got a Hogsmeade body.

Ron Weasley: MILK

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I have not got spattergoit! They're freckles! Well, Milk Duds.

Hermione Granger: BenDeLaCreme

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It's Ben-de-la-creme! Make the "la" nice and long.

Draco Malfoy: Phi Phi O'Hara

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Go back to the cupboard under the stairs where you belong!

Vincent Crabbe: Darienne Lake

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This cake is making me sleepy...

Gregory Goyle: Roxxxy Andrews

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My potion is Thick & Juicy, and probably smells like polyjuice.

Rebeus Hagrid: Latrice Royale

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She is large and in charge, chunky, yet funky. Bold and Beautiful baby!

Herbology: Laganja Estranja

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C'mon, Grass!

Care of Magical Creatures: Jade Jolie

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Unicorns!

Divination: Tammie Brown

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But first, you must broaden your minds. First, you must look... BEYOND! Give me your cup! Hm...you're being teleported to Mars.

Defense Against the Dark Arts: Sharon Needles

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Boos are just applause from the Bloody Baron.

Transfiguration: Alyssa Edwards

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Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo! FISH!

Potions: Bianca Del Rio

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Not today, Potter! Not today!

Creatures Studies: Raja Gemini

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I'm a Heather with feathers!

Charms: Manila Luzon

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Charms are the Best XXXcessories!

Apparition: Willam Belli

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(We all know what happened in Season 4)

Flying: Courtney Act

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Wing-ardium Leviosa!

Alchemy: Alaska

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Haiiiii! Your Alchemy is TERRIBLE!

Herstory of Magic: Bebe Zahara Benet

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Know your Herstory! CAMEROON!

Headmistress: Rumbledore

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Silence! Bring back my Elder Wand.

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