1. Harry Potter: Adore Delano
I got a Hogsmeade body.
2. Ron Weasley: MILK
I have not got spattergoit! They’re freckles! Well, Milk Duds.
3. Hermione Granger: BenDeLaCreme
It’s Ben-de-la-creme! Make the “la” nice and long.
4. Draco Malfoy: Phi Phi O’Hara
Go back to the cupboard under the stairs where you belong!
5. Vincent Crabbe: Darienne Lake
This cake is making me sleepy…
6. Gregory Goyle: Roxxxy Andrews
My potion is Thick & Juicy, and probably smells like polyjuice.
7. Rebeus Hagrid: Latrice Royale
She is large and in charge, chunky, yet funky. Bold and Beautiful baby!
8. Herbology: Laganja Estranja
9. Care of Magical Creatures: Jade Jolie
10. Divination: Tammie Brown
But first, you must broaden your minds. First, you must look… BEYOND! Give me your cup! Hm…you’re being teleported to Mars.
11. Defense Against the Dark Arts: Sharon Needles
Boos are just applause from the Bloody Baron.
12. Transfiguration: Alyssa Edwards
13. Potions: Bianca Del Rio
Not today, Potter! Not today!
14. Creatures Studies: Raja Gemini
I’m a Heather with feathers!
15. Charms: Manila Luzon
Charms are the Best XXXcessories!
16. Apparition: Willam Belli
(We all know what happened in Season 4)
17. Flying: Courtney Act
18. Alchemy: Alaska
Haiiiii! Your Alchemy is TERRIBLE!
19. Herstory of Magic: Bebe Zahara Benet
Know your Herstory! CAMEROON!
20. Headmistress: Rumbledore
Silence! Bring back my Elder Wand.
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