Paid PostPosted on Feb 9, 201611 Things That Definitely Don't Suck About Being SingleFact: Not only do long-term relationships suck, but they are also the root of all evil.by Jolly RancherBrand PublisherFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. You've got that gorgeous bed all to yourself. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF heartsnmagic.tumblr.com Sleep in the center, stretch out, and thank the universe that no one is pulling the sheets off of you. 2. Ladies: Let the hair grow free. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF 20th Century Fox / Via gypsyastronaut.tumblr.com Armpits too, gurl. 3. Your schedule, your rules. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF youtube.com / Via onegreenplanet.tumblr.com Feel like chilling with your donkey friend on the couch? DO IT. 4. And you don't have to pretend to like people you couldn't care less about. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Bravo! / Via astrologyexplained.tumblr.com You no longer have to force a smile around your significant other's friends. Let that face be free! 5. Making out with randos is one of life's greatest joys. Thinstock 6. You can be as indecisive about dinner as you want. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Company Pictures / Via secretsofasoul.tumblr.com You can feel free to overthink minuscule decisions like dinner and which shoes to wear because there is NO ONE BREATHING DOWN YOUR NECK. 7. NO VALENTINE'S DAY. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF CBS / Via randar.com Valentine's Day is for suckers: over-commercialized and forcibly romantic. WHAT IS WORSE? Nothing. 8. Meeting the parents is actually excruciating. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Warner Brothers / Via thelorelais.tumblr.com The only thing worse than making small talk with people you hate is marrying into their horrific family. 9. Having dinner for one actually feels amazing. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Quat'sous Films / Via haidaspicciare.tumblr.com Bring a book, sit at the bar, and watch as everyone realizes you are a badass and that they are not worthy. Also you will get hit on. 10. No one will ever dare suggest that you shower WITH THEM. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via multigrula.tumblr.com "The only person invited into MY shower is my loufa, my adjustable massaging showerhead, and a perfectly curated shower playlist." 11. Loving yourself is legit the most important thing ever. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Paramount Pictures / Via singingtowers.com Nothing feels better. Relationships suck. #KeepOnSucking on Jolly Rancher! buzzfeed-video1.s3.amazonaws.com Take this survey — it’s almost like taking a quiz!