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11 Things That Definitely Don't Suck About Being Single

Fact: Not only do long-term relationships suck, but they are also the root of all evil.

1. You've got that gorgeous bed all to yourself.

2. Ladies: Let the hair grow free.

3. Your schedule, your rules.

4. And you don't have to pretend to like people you couldn't care less about.

5. Making out with randos is one of life's greatest joys.

6. You can be as indecisive about dinner as you want.


8. Meeting the parents is actually excruciating.

9. Having dinner for one actually feels amazing.

10. No one will ever dare suggest that you shower WITH THEM.

11. Loving yourself is legit the most important thing ever.

Relationships suck. #KeepOnSucking on Jolly Rancher!

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