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11 Reasons Valentine's Day Seriously Sucks

Like...a lot!

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1. V-Day cards are corny AF.

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Crappy poems do not equal true love!

2. Restaurants drive up their prices for fancy πŸ’˜ meals.

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Even fast-food places have a "prix fixe," and it's IMPOSSIBLE to get a reservation anywhere.

3. And literally everything is an exercise in expectations vs. reality.

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4. You may get cornered into saying "I love you" even if you don't mean it.

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Don't do it!

5. What if bae isn't impressed by your efforts??

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6. You may get the ultimate Valentine's Day #clapback.

7. But if you're single, everything around you can make you feel bad about it.

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Red and pink #vibes can send your single ass into deep despair.

8. And glimpsing gross PDA may send you over the edge.

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9. You could take yourself out for dinner, but everyone would just pity your apparent singlehood.

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10. And if you've JUST started seeing someone, it's probably too soon to make a big deal out of the holiday.

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πŸ’”

11. You're better off just sitting it out completely.

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'Cause you don't need love from nobody but yourself.

Valentine's sucks, but just #KeepOnSucking on Jolly Rancher!

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