1. We dress for the occasion:
2. We can pitch:
3. We’re not afraid to show the ball we mean business:
4. We’re totally awesome at bat:
13. Our secret for awesome at bats? We wait for when the ball is not too high:
14. And not too low:
15. But just right:
16. And then we’ll crush it:
17. But most importantly our hair stays fabulous no matter what:
18. We’ll outrun your throws:
19. And get on base:
21. We’re excellent fielders:
22. We’ll sacrifice our bodies on the slippery grass for the love of the game:
23. And then we’ll catch the ball:
24. Get on base:
25. And tag you out:
26. We remember to tie our shoes:
27. So we can run:
28. And score runs:
29. We have great team morale:
30. And a supportive Uncle Jack:
31. Who kept us going when the going got rough:
We may have lost 27 to 7…
32. But it’s okay, because our catcher is the best:
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