This cup,or this one?
It's obviously this one.
When it comes down to Star Wars or Star Bucks, we all know that Wars take the cake for being offensiver. When has The Buck, the brave male deer we all admire, ever offended anyone? On the other hand, War is the #1 cause for injuries in battle.
Is it this one?Or could it be... this one?
It was the Red Solo Cup.
Red Solo Cups are offensive to sensible people, since under-age drinkers use these awful containers to make their Adult Beverages look like normal Red Cups. Shame on them! I'm mad!
Cup #1Cup #2
It was Cup #2
This cup contains the poison that makes my wife get red in the face and make fists on the breakables. It offends me so.
To me, this one is the offensive one.This one makes me more madder.
This is the ouch cup.
It is full of all sorts of sharp edges and oucher-points. These unpleasing rough and bumpy textures are offensive to my small intellectual fingers. I need a bandage.
This is the one...It is this one.
The rusty crusty mug.
It's hard to know which cup to be mad at. Trust me, I know. But if you stared at this cup for as many minutes as fourteen minutes, you would find yourself posting an angry Facebook status in no time.
Scream at this one!This is the angery cup!
AGHHHGH I HATE THIS CUP!
Oh this cup really makes my blood boil! Then it lets my blood cool, and it turns it into a Great Refreshing Drink! Ah, this cup is bad! I don't need a reason, I have a right to be mad!
Here!It's this cup. This is it!
Cover the eyes of your children, here is one offensive cup.
The man holding the cup is named Tract. He is my terrible neighbor. One time we had a bet over whose ride-on mower was faster. The prize was to be able to kill the other person. Needless to say, he won and he killed me. Now I am in heaven, writing this article and getting mad at cups.
Bad Cup.Bad Cup.
THIS IS THE OFFENSIVE CUP.
This cup doesn't get me in the Christmas spirit! Remove it from the shelves of your cuppery, sir!