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Do you know which bad cups you should be offended by? Take this quiz to find out!

How Great Are You At Being Offended By Cups?

When it comes down to Star _Wars_ or Star _Bucks,_ we all know that Wars take the cake for being offensiver. When has The Buck, the brave male deer we all admire, ever offended anyone? On the other hand, War is the #1 cause for injuries in battle.

It's obviously this one.

Let's start off simple. Which of these cups is the cup that should be offensive to you?

Red Solo Cups are offensive to sensible people, since under-age drinkers use these awful containers to make their Adult Beverages look like normal Red Cups. Shame on them! I'm mad!

It was the Red Solo Cup.

Alright, which of these two drink-prisons is the one that should make you angry?

This cup contains the poison that makes my wife get red in the face and make fists on the breakables. It offends me so.

It was Cup #2

There are two major reactions to cups: getting mad, and getting angry. Which of these cups should make those reactions in you the more stronger?

It is full of all sorts of sharp edges and oucher-points. These unpleasing rough and bumpy textures are offensive to my small intellectual fingers. I need a bandage.

This is the ouch cup.

Which is the offensive cup, please, of these two cups?

It's hard to know which cup to be mad at. Trust me, I know. But if you stared at this cup for as many minutes as fourteen minutes, you would find yourself posting an angry Facebook status in no time.

The rusty crusty mug.

Here's a tough one: Which cup is the one that is more offensive?

Oh this cup really makes my blood boil! Then it lets my blood cool, and it turns it into a Great Refreshing Drink! Ah, this cup is bad! I don't need a reason, I have a right to be mad!

AGHHHGH I HATE THIS CUP!

TELL ME WHICH ONE TO GET MAD AT!!!

The man holding the cup is named Tract. He is my terrible neighbor. One time we had a bet over whose ride-on mower was faster. The prize was to be able to kill the other person. Needless to say, he won and he killed me. Now I am in heaven, writing this article and getting mad at cups.

Cover the eyes of your children, here is one offensive cup.

Oh no, which cup shall we all rant about? Which one shall we boycott?

This cup doesn't get me in the Christmas spirit! Remove it from the shelves of your cuppery, sir!

THIS IS THE OFFENSIVE CUP.

Last one! Make it count! Which is the bad cup?

You don't know when you should love a cup and when you should hiss at it! Maybe you should take this quiz again and again until you get a perfect score, then you'll really know how to yell at the cups.

You're bad at getting offended.

At cups, you're ok. Sometimes you know when to get pissed off at cup, sometimes you do not know when to get pissed off at cup. You will learn.

You're ok.

Whenever I don't know when to scream at cup, I will talk to you. Thank you, and may you have a great evening.

You are the cup authority!

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How Great Are You At Being Offended By Cups?

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