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The Classic Monster Cabinet

Trump is now the POTUS, and we are terrified! Everything feels like it is going back in time. It's a suspenseful nightmare. He has surrounded himself with the creepiest of characters. Is it science fiction? Maybe it's a classic great American horror film? ...be afraid. #FITMFAillo

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Counselor to the President

She uses her artificial brain to dodge tough questions.
John P. Dessereau

She uses her artificial brain to dodge tough questions.

Deputy Assistant the President

He is super hairy and super racist.
John P. Dessereau

He is super hairy and super racist.

Vice President

He will suck all of your blood, unless you're gay.
John P. Dessereau

He will suck all of your blood, unless you're gay.

Press Secretary

A mutated creature that buzzes over reporters and facts.

A mutated creature that buzzes over reporters and facts.

Attorney General

He has risen from underneath the Kremlin.
John P. Dessereau

He has risen from underneath the Kremlin.

Top Political Aide

From the depths of the fake swamp and fake media.

From the depths of the fake swamp and fake media.

The President

Making horror great again. Bigly.

Making horror great again. Bigly.

The Secretary of State

Now you see him, now you don't.

Now you see him, now you don't.

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