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    The Classic Monster Cabinet

    Trump is now the POTUS, and we are terrified! Everything feels like it is going back in time. It's a suspenseful nightmare. He has surrounded himself with the creepiest of characters. Is it science fiction? Maybe it's a classic great American horror film? ...be afraid. #FITMFAillo

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    by johnsville

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    Counselor to the President

    John P. Dessereau

    She uses her artificial brain to dodge tough questions.

    Deputy Assistant the President

    John P. Dessereau

    He is super hairy and super racist.

    Vice President

    John P. Dessereau

    He will suck all of your blood, unless you're gay.

    Press Secretary

    A mutated creature that buzzes over reporters and facts.

    Attorney General

    John P. Dessereau

    He has risen from underneath the Kremlin.

    Top Political Aide

    From the depths of the fake swamp and fake media.

    The President

    Making horror great again. Bigly.

    The Secretary of State

    Now you see him, now you don't.

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