1. I mean, one would hope.
2. Some people love their jobs too much.
3. If only B were true!
4. Follow-up: Aren’t C and D basically the same thing?
5. The free market might say otherwise.
6. D also sounds fun, though.
7. Shouldn’t B also be true?
8. Funeral home scoop!
9. A or C also seem like reasonable options (depending on which state you live in).
- Canada's Conservatives voted to get rid of a party policy opposing gay marriage 🇨🇦
- Dozens were arrested at a Trump rally in San Diego as protesters clashed with supporters. Trump thanked police for "handling the thugs."
- The World Health Organization has dismissed calls to postpone or cancel this summer's Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro because of the Zika virus.