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  1. When was the last time your baby slept through the night?

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    Last night.
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    I honestly have no idea anymore. What day is it today?
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    Before they were born, probably.
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When was the last time your baby slept through the night?
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    Last night.
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    I honestly have no idea anymore. What day is it today?
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    Before they were born, probably.
  1. Isn’t this the best time to binge-watch your new favorite show?

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    Yes! I can’t wait to see how this episode of my favorite show ends.
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    No. I just want to sleep.
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Isn’t this the best time to binge-watch your new favorite show?
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    Yes! I can’t wait to see how this episode of my favorite show ends.
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    No. I just want to sleep.
  1. How sure are you that your baby is plotting to make you so sleep deprived that you become a living zombie?

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    93%
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    96%
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    100%
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How sure are you that your baby is plotting to make you so sleep deprived that you become a living zombie?
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    93%
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    96%
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    100%
  1. You’ve been up for more than 45 minutes… Do you wake up your partner?

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    If I’m awake, they’re awake.
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    If the baby doesn’t fall asleep in the next 10 minutes, yes.
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    No. One of us deserves some sleep.
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You’ve been up for more than 45 minutes… Do you wake up your partner?
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    If I’m awake, they’re awake.
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    If the baby doesn’t fall asleep in the next 10 minutes, yes.
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    No. One of us deserves some sleep.
  1. How come cats always land on their feet?

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    Must be witchcraft.
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    Physics?
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    Why am I thinking about this right now?
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How come cats always land on their feet?
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    Must be witchcraft.
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    Physics?
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    Why am I thinking about this right now?
  1. Do you have a sleep routine for your baby?

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    I like to think I do.
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    Yep, they get a bath, massage, and song before tucking them in.
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    Yes, but they make their own hours.
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Do you have a sleep routine for your baby?
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    I like to think I do.
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    Yep, they get a bath, massage, and song before tucking them in.
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    Yes, but they make their own hours.
  1. Would you rather win the lotto or get six hours of uninterrupted shut-eye?

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    Lotto.
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    Sleep, please!
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Would you rather win the lotto or get six hours of uninterrupted shut-eye?
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    Lotto.
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    Sleep, please!
  1. Should you take advantage of this time and try to do some laundry?

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    What a life hack!
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    Are you serious right now?
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Should you take advantage of this time and try to do some laundry?
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    What a life hack!
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    Are you serious right now?
  1. You ever wonder why we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

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    All the time.
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    No. Hmm. Yeah! Why is that?
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You ever wonder why we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
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    All the time.
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    No. Hmm. Yeah! Why is that?
  1. Ever wonder if you’re doing this parenting thing right?

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    Yes, but other people are too...right?
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    I wasn’t, but now I am.
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    I think we have this under control.
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Ever wonder if you’re doing this parenting thing right?
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    Yes, but other people are too...right?
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    I wasn’t, but now I am.
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    I think we have this under control.
  1. How hard is it to stop singing your baby’s favorite lullaby when it’s stuck in your head?

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    I think it soothes me more than the baby at this point.
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    Will I ever forget the words?!
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How hard is it to stop singing your baby’s favorite lullaby when it’s stuck in your head?
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    I think it soothes me more than the baby at this point.
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    Will I ever forget the words?!
  1. Is your baby just staring at you right now?

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    Yeah, and it’s kinda creepy.
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    Yes, but with the most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen.
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    No. They’re looking at the clock.
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Is your baby just staring at you right now?
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    Yeah, and it’s kinda creepy.
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    Yes, but with the most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen.
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    No. They’re looking at the clock.
  1. Would you rather be anywhere else right now?

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    Maybe asleep?
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    Absolutely not.
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    I’m so tired that I don’t even know where I am right now.
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Would you rather be anywhere else right now?
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    Maybe asleep?
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    Absolutely not.
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    I’m so tired that I don’t even know where I am right now.

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