A rascal scooterRabid lima beansEli Manning’s Tote BagVictorian tapestries
Graphite toothbrushSorry ChickadeesBing Bong No One’s HomeLake Side Asbestos Farm
“Lana, the triceratops got into the pickles again!”“Fire that hermaphrodite hedgehog before it brings down this whole company!”“Susan Sarandon has a lovely macramé collection”“Dunkin Donuts fields an excellent team at the intramural lacrosse championships.”
Brundle Fly in all his gloryA rap album by Papa SmurfShiloh, that dog from that book you read in 4th gradeJodi Foster’s last shoehorn
Inside Pinky, the beanie baby knockoffUnder the day bed of horrorsBetween the walls of the Tucson JCC racquetball courtIn the garden of Murray Hill Co-op
Shards of glassSeldom heard rain puppiesGus the friendly ghostSnuffleupagus
Which Star Wars: The Force Awakens Character Are You?
You’re an albino baby elephant monster who loves gambling, drinking, and playing Tetris. You once tried to stow away in Maz Kanata’s rucksack, but were caught when you couldn’t control your sassy snickering.
Who are you? Like seriously, who are you? You seem like you were the shit back in the day, name dropping every character, but then are immediately sliced to pieces without so much as a hint as to who you really are. What’s your deal????
You’re a teeny tiny scavenger man just trying to support your 10,000 larva babies. At night you like to curl in your cave with a piping hot bowl of guac, and watch salsa dancing on PBS.
You’re a huge fan of Dad-bods, and treachery. You can always be seen wearing your patented swim cap while training for the Summer Olympics in Tokyo.