Johnny Feng

"Songs" aren't something that just get made spontaneously by people who want to make music. They happen when a game streamer gets 1 million subscribers

This is more complicated than people think. I know teachers receive senseless hostile comments from parents sometimes. This happens and I don't deny it. But I also know that schools have become so desperate that they're willing to take anyone who meets the bare minimum requirements.… Read More

You made every single one of these people up. There's no way any of them are real.

There's a lot going on here but one thing I'm learning is that Dreamworks animation is terrible. Just horrendously weird rubber creatures that can't figure out whether or not they're supposed to be realistic or cartoonish so they keep whiplashing back and forth between the two

Thanks very much for the nightmares I'm having tonight

I'm not even mad about #6. That's incredible. Good to see kids still garfin out in 2024

1. Doesn't talk to his kids 2. Child of rich parents, degenerate cokehead 3. Loser who hasn't worked in decades 4. Such an asshole they fired her from the show that was named after her 5. Literal child rapist. Look it up 6. Who? 7. Jailbird 8. A bona fide dementia case, according… Read More

Sometimes the exit I need to use is on the left. So...no.

I no longer drive over the speed limit. Sorry if that inconveniences the people behind me but I'm not dying for some groceries or a job. It doesn't even really get you anywhere faster. You save a few seconds at most. And now I don't have to constantly be slamming on my brakes.

I don't know who's telling the truth, but simply publishing his press release without commentary was certainly a choice