What do you get when you mix an eastern European woman with a knowing smile and a lot of acid? Probably this.
A pretty good argument, you have to admit.
I don't know what the hell is going on here, but I think Joe Cocker and fat Elvis had a son.
It happens. Now you can avoid the uncomfortable conversation and simply play a song!
Hot drinks, really get you going!
I'd go to North Dakota just for the dance at 2:33. Wait for it...
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