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    "Warnings can blow me!" declares Uncle Sam!

    The Consumer Product Safety Commission did NOT ban Buckyballs, but 'em called a serious *ingestion hazard* and convinced 10 retailers, including Amazon.com, to stop selling them (the manufacturer has refused to voluntarily withdraw the product from the market). I say, kudos to manufacturer Maxfield & Oberton: idiot parenting’s the real hazard here. Yet we’re left with a panel of stiffs in Washington again protecting us from ourselves.