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This was back in the days when Paris Hilton was all the rage. We were at the mall, and my mom asked how much an item was after the discount. She then responded, "Oooh, that's hot.", and then walked off.

We attended a wedding reception at an army camp, and my mom spent waaaaay too much time at the open bar. She spoke very loudly and puked at the street once we got off the bus on our way home. At one point, she mistakenly entered the male restrooms and yelled "Why?! Are those soldiers… Read More

I had to detain a student and implement a ban on bottle flipping in my classroom after someone flipped a glass bottle.

Saltine crackers, top it with canned tuna and processed cheese, pop it in the microwave for 30 seconds. Works best if you have a little bit of the crackers soak up that warm canned tuna juice.

Very petty things such as not writing their names and / or class numbers on their test papers. Everything is alphabetized in my book, and it takes me an extra 5 minutes in doing detective work and finding out who did which!

I had to leave my job mid-school year for an employment opportunity abroad, and it was tough breaking the news to my students. My last week was very special though; they gave me little gifts, signed illustrations boards, and held a "rally" during lunch hour chanting my name. Made… Read More

4th Grade English here! I always forget to borrow a clicker for my presentations, so I either use my wireless mouse or my smartphone running the Unified Remote app. Saves me the trouble of running back and forth to the computer during a discussion, plus the kids are amazed I'm using… Read More

My baby brother and niece were fighting over the doves that were released during the reception. My brother finally got a hold of it, and it pooped on his hand. He's very squeamish, and he ended up explosively vomiting at the hotel lobby on the way to the bathroom to wash it off.

In college, I went to a formal birthday party and I was assigned to a table with my crush. I was trying to impress her by doing beer bongs and drinking way over my limit. I ended up breaking a wine glass which threw some shards of glass on her leg, and I threw up endlessly in the… Read More

*Kitkat