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I Went On Tinder And Only Used Bernie Sanders Quotes

#feelthebern

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My friends and I were feeling the bern. So we went on Tinder and only used Bernie Sanders quotes to communicate. It was kind of perfect.

1. Not everyone was in agreement:

Disagreeing about disagreeing is pretty meta if you think about it.

Disagreeing about disagreeing is pretty meta if you think about it.

2. In fact, it was a little hairy at first:

Eek!

Eek!

3. Some trolling was to be expected:

If two people troll each other in the middle of the woods and nobody hears it, were they ever really trolling?

If two people troll each other in the middle of the woods and nobody hears it, were they ever really trolling?

4. But then we found a common ground:

Tinder points are worth more than any other kind of points.

Tinder points are worth more than any other kind of points.

5. We discovered that Bernie has ravishing diction:

Who knew?!

Who knew?!

6. Magic started happening:

Please let this be true.

Please let this be true.

7. And things really took off from there:

That's a bold first question, straight out of the gate.

That's a bold first question, straight out of the gate.

8. There were times when Tinder out Tindered itself:

Naked jumping jacks sounds painful tbh.

Naked jumping jacks sounds painful tbh.

9. Yet everyone was always very respectful:

Political discourse > nudes.

Political discourse > nudes.

10. We maybe came on a little strong at times:

WORTH IT THO.

WORTH IT THO.

11. But then again, so did they:

😶😶😶

😶😶😶

12. Some people questioned our very existence:

"I quote Bernie, therefore I am."

"I quote Bernie, therefore I am."

13. They wondered if we were robots:

Nbd. Robots are awesome, so...

Nbd. Robots are awesome, so...

14. Others busted us immediately:

Somebody who catches on that quickly is definitely a catch. DATE THEM IMMEDIATELY.

Somebody who catches on that quickly is definitely a catch. DATE THEM IMMEDIATELY.

15. And it was kind of awesome:

OK, it was sexy. Not gonna lie.

OK, it was sexy. Not gonna lie.

16. So we made connections:

Preach.

Preach.

17. We got dem digits:

Bernie gets you digits. He just does.

Bernie gets you digits. He just does.

18. And, eventually, we found love in a hopeless place:

Thank you, Bernie. We couldn't have done it without you.

Thank you, Bernie. We couldn't have done it without you.

Bernie Sanders gets you laid. He just does ;)