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Donald Trump Wants A Muslim "Watch List" So We Made One For Him

MUST WATCH!!

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Donald Trump said he wants a Muslim "watch list."

I didn't suggest a database-a reporter did. We must defeat Islamic terrorism & have surveillance, including a watch list, to protect America

So we decided to make one for him.

1. Parks and Recreation

Get an inside look at how unbelievably efficient local government is. MUST WATCH!
NBC

Get an inside look at how unbelievably efficient local government is. MUST WATCH!

2. Master of None

There's a guy named Aziz in it SO you pretty much can't go wrong.
Netflix

There's a guy named Aziz in it SO you pretty much can't go wrong.

3. Shahs of Sunset

It's a reality show that has NOTHING to do with sunsets and there are no actual Shahs but there are very tiny puppies and lots of flashy yellow gold jewelry.
Ryan Seacrest Productions

It's a reality show that has NOTHING to do with sunsets and there are no actual Shahs but there are very tiny puppies and lots of flashy yellow gold jewelry.

4. The Office

MUST WATCH, VERY GOOD.
NBC

MUST WATCH, VERY GOOD.

5. Every Bruce Lee movie.

How does he do all those moves? MUST WATCH to find out!
Concord Production Inc.

How does he do all those moves? MUST WATCH to find out!

6. 30 Rock

LISTEN UP FIVES, A TEN IS SPEAKING: If you can't quote from 30 Rock verbatim are you even living? MUST WATCH!!
NBC

LISTEN UP FIVES, A TEN IS SPEAKING: If you can't quote from 30 Rock verbatim are you even living? MUST WATCH!!

7. Jane the Virgin

It's about a pregnant virgin, end of story.
CW

It's about a pregnant virgin, end of story.

8. Scandal

ABC / Via giphy.com

Because you WISH you were Olivia Pope.

9. Real Housewives of New York

"A true New Yorker never backs down and I'm no exception. Holla" is a real line that is said by a real human on this real show. NEED I SAY MORE?
Bravo

"A true New Yorker never backs down and I'm no exception. Holla" is a real line that is said by a real human on this real show. NEED I SAY MORE?

10. Shark Tank

This is BASICALLY what bargaining at your local Arab/South Asian street market is like.
ABC

This is BASICALLY what bargaining at your local Arab/South Asian street market is like.

11. Homeland and 24

A must watch if you want to know what NEVER to do on a show again if you don't want to be super offensive.
Bravo

A must watch if you want to know what NEVER to do on a show again if you don't want to be super offensive.

12. Narcos

Because not all terrorists claim to be Muslims, you know.
Netflix

Because not all terrorists claim to be Muslims, you know.

13. Breaking Bad

Because it sounds a lot like breaking fast.
AMC

Because it sounds a lot like breaking fast.

14. Dragon Ball Z

If you really want to get in the head of a lonely Muslim teenage boy, you MUST watch this.
Cartoon Network

If you really want to get in the head of a lonely Muslim teenage boy, you MUST watch this.

15. How to Get Away with Murder

BECAUSE SHONDA RHIMES IS A QUEEN.
ABC

BECAUSE SHONDA RHIMES IS A QUEEN.

16. This video of Zayn saying "Salaamalaykum!"

View this video on YouTube

youtube.com

Pretty sure this is self-explanatory.

17. The Wire

Because it is the best show ever.
HBO

Because it is the best show ever.

18. Reading Rainbow

Literacy is VERY important. And this is/was a VERY good show.
PBS Kids

Literacy is VERY important. And this is/was a VERY good show.

19. Seinfeld

Because "your face, is my case."
NBC

Because "your face, is my case."

20. Lost

Because Sayid Jarrah was the only rational person in purgatory.
ABC

Because Sayid Jarrah was the only rational person in purgatory.

21. The Sopranos

BEST SHOW ABOUT A CAPPELLA EVER.Also, what is a gabagool?
HBO

BEST SHOW ABOUT A CAPPELLA EVER.

Also, what is a gabagool?

22. The Jinx

Because how messed up was that guy?
HBO

Because how messed up was that guy?

23. Keeping Up with The Kardashians

Keeping up with them is pretty much a full-time job. Like what is happening with Scott and Kourtney? Is Lamar okay? WHERE IS ROB? AND HOW CAN WE CLONE MASON AND PENELOPE?
E!

Keeping up with them is pretty much a full-time job. Like what is happening with Scott and Kourtney? Is Lamar okay? WHERE IS ROB? AND HOW CAN WE CLONE MASON AND PENELOPE?

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