Donald Trump said he wants a Muslim "watch list." Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump I didn't suggest a database-a reporter did. We must defeat Islamic terrorism & have surveillance, including a watch list, to protect America 06:51 PM - 20 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite So we decided to make one for him. 1. Parks and Recreation NBC Get an inside look at how unbelievably efficient local government is. MUST WATCH! 2. Master of None Netflix There's a guy named Aziz in it SO you pretty much can't go wrong. 3. Shahs of Sunset Ryan Seacrest Productions It's a reality show that has NOTHING to do with sunsets and there are no actual Shahs but there are very tiny puppies and lots of flashy yellow gold jewelry. 4. The Office NBC MUST WATCH, VERY GOOD. 5. Every Bruce Lee movie. Concord Production Inc. How does he do all those moves? MUST WATCH to find out! 6. 30 Rock NBC LISTEN UP FIVES, A TEN IS SPEAKING: If you can't quote from 30 Rock verbatim are you even living? MUST WATCH!! 7. Jane the Virgin CW It's about a pregnant virgin, end of story. 8. Scandal Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF ABC / Via giphy.com Because you WISH you were Olivia Pope. 9. Real Housewives of New York Bravo "A true New Yorker never backs down and I'm no exception. Holla" is a real line that is said by a real human on this real show. NEED I SAY MORE? 10. Shark Tank ABC This is BASICALLY what bargaining at your local Arab/South Asian street market is like. 11. Homeland and 24 Bravo A must watch if you want to know what NEVER to do on a show again if you don't want to be super offensive. 12. Narcos Netflix Because not all terrorists claim to be Muslims, you know. 13. Breaking Bad AMC Because it sounds a lot like breaking fast. 14. Dragon Ball Z Cartoon Network If you really want to get in the head of a lonely Muslim teenage boy, you MUST watch this. 15. How to Get Away with Murder ABC BECAUSE SHONDA RHIMES IS A QUEEN. 16. This video of Zayn saying "Salaamalaykum!" View this video on YouTube youtube.com Pretty sure this is self-explanatory. 17. The Wire HBO Because it is the best show ever. 18. Reading Rainbow PBS Kids Literacy is VERY important. And this is/was a VERY good show. 19. Seinfeld NBC Because "your face, is my case." 20. Lost ABC Because Sayid Jarrah was the only rational person in purgatory. 21. The Sopranos HBO BEST SHOW ABOUT A CAPPELLA EVER.Also, what is a gabagool? 22. The Jinx HBO Because how messed up was that guy? 23. Keeping Up with The Kardashians E! Keeping up with them is pretty much a full-time job. Like what is happening with Scott and Kourtney? Is Lamar okay? WHERE IS ROB? AND HOW CAN WE CLONE MASON AND PENELOPE?