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Donald Trump Wants A Muslim "Watch List" So We Made One For Him

MUST WATCH!!

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Donald Trump said he wants a Muslim "watch list."

I didn't suggest a database-a reporter did. We must defeat Islamic terrorism & have surveillance, including a watch list, to protect America

So we decided to make one for him.

1. Parks and Recreation

NBC

Get an inside look at how unbelievably efficient local government is. MUST WATCH!

2. Master of None

Netflix

There's a guy named Aziz in it SO you pretty much can't go wrong.

3. Shahs of Sunset

Ryan Seacrest Productions

It's a reality show that has NOTHING to do with sunsets and there are no actual Shahs but there are very tiny puppies and lots of flashy yellow gold jewelry.

4. The Office

NBC

MUST WATCH, VERY GOOD.

5. Every Bruce Lee movie.

Concord Production Inc.

How does he do all those moves? MUST WATCH to find out!

6. 30 Rock

NBC

LISTEN UP FIVES, A TEN IS SPEAKING: If you can't quote from 30 Rock verbatim are you even living? MUST WATCH!!

7. Jane the Virgin

CW

It's about a pregnant virgin, end of story.

8. Scandal

ABC / Via giphy.com

Because you WISH you were Olivia Pope.

9. Real Housewives of New York

Bravo

"A true New Yorker never backs down and I'm no exception. Holla" is a real line that is said by a real human on this real show. NEED I SAY MORE?

10. Shark Tank

ABC

This is BASICALLY what bargaining at your local Arab/South Asian street market is like.

11. Homeland and 24

Bravo

A must watch if you want to know what NEVER to do on a show again if you don't want to be super offensive.

12. Narcos

Netflix

Because not all terrorists claim to be Muslims, you know.

13. Breaking Bad

AMC

Because it sounds a lot like breaking fast.

14. Dragon Ball Z

Cartoon Network

If you really want to get in the head of a lonely Muslim teenage boy, you MUST watch this.

15. How to Get Away with Murder

ABC

BECAUSE SHONDA RHIMES IS A QUEEN.

16. This video of Zayn saying "Salaamalaykum!"

View this video on YouTube

youtube.com

Pretty sure this is self-explanatory.

17. The Wire

HBO

Because it is the best show ever.

18. Reading Rainbow

PBS Kids

Literacy is VERY important. And this is/was a VERY good show.

19. Seinfeld

NBC

Because "your face, is my case."

20. Lost

ABC

Because Sayid Jarrah was the only rational person in purgatory.

21. The Sopranos

HBO

BEST SHOW ABOUT A CAPPELLA EVER.

Also, what is a gabagool?

22. The Jinx

HBO

Because how messed up was that guy?

23. Keeping Up with The Kardashians

E!

Keeping up with them is pretty much a full-time job. Like what is happening with Scott and Kourtney? Is Lamar okay? WHERE IS ROB? AND HOW CAN WE CLONE MASON AND PENELOPE?

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