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Which Member Of 1303 Are You?

It's your (un)lucky day! You get to find out which degenerate of 1303 (officially or unofficially) you are. Are you Josh, Sam, Joey, Vinny, John, or Maddie? Let's find out!

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  1. Saturday night! Where are you headed?
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    Murphy's! Gotta socialize!
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    Outlaws! Yee-haw let's got two-stepping!
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    College Bar! Let's play pool and drink some cheap beer!
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    Let's drink on the porch instead of going out.
  2. Thor or Jackie?
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    Thor
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    Jackie
  3. Time to pregame! What are you drinking?
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    MadDog all the way
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    I have been brewing my own beer. Let's try it!
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    I'll take a 30 of whatever beer you want
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    Diet Coke & Burnetts for me
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    I'll have some beer while I cook an extravagant meal
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    Deep Eddy's and a mixer!
  4. It's 2 AM on the weekend. Where are you?
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    My exe's house. Whoops. I've got needs.
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    In bed because somebody made me unreasonably upset.
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    Payne County Jail
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    My girl and I headed back early
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    If I went out, I'm closing it down
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    Passed out on the couch with a pizza.
  5. You have an hour of free time. What are you doing?
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    dance break!
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    break out my guitar or other instrument
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    let's play some video games
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    take the pupper for a walk!
  6. can we offer you a cigarette?
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    absolutely
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    absolutely NOT
  7. It's the last question....so just admit your flaw...
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    Am I dramatic? Yes. Is it justified? I think so. Whatever, I have show practice.
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    I don't see what's wrong with wanting to go on adventures while drunk.....
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    I don't have a flaw....I'm late for my tee time though.
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    I DO NOT drink too much. Okay I'm not drinking for the next couple weeks. *drinks in two days*
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    Listen...I was the chair. I miss my ex. I have needs. Sue me.
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    *drops 5 quart canister of cooking oil on the floor* "what was the question?"
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