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Which Slam Drunk Are You?

Find out how much of a hot mess you are by this super fun quiz!

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  1. Pick your Poison:

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    Tortilla Tequila
    Tortilla Tequila
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    Incorrect
    Red Wine Jug
    Red Wine Jug
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    Incorrect
    Box of White Wine
    Box of White Wine
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    Incorrect
    Good Ole Burnetts
    Good Ole Burnetts
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    Incorrect
    Four Loko GOLD
    Four Loko GOLD
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    Incorrect
    Trash Can Punch
    Trash Can Punch
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Beer
    Beer
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    Incorrect
    Rum & Coke
    Rum & Coke
  2. Hungover and Hungry... Pick a breakfast

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    Chicken Nuggets
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    Incorrect
    Wendy's 4 for 4
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    Cheese and Gravy Fries
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    Incorrect
    Last Night's Leftover Vodka
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    Incorrect
    Margarita
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    Incorrect
    Questionable Pizza Found On Floor
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    Incorrect
    SOUP
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    Incorrect
    Dominoes Cheesy Bread
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    Incorrect
    Attempt to Eat Healthy and Fail
  3. What's Your Fashion Sense?

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    Homeless Man
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    Incorrect
    Sweatpants and Glasses
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    Incorrect
    Preppiest Mofo in America
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    Incorrect
    VS Sweatsuit
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    Incorrect
    Classic Cool
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    Incorrect
    Black Everything
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    Incorrect
    Tshirts with Sayings
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    Lives in Stolen Boys Clothes
  4. Pick a Pet

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    Goat
    Goat
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    Incorrect
    Dog
    Dog
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    Incorrect
    Cat
    Cat
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    Incorrect
    Llama
    Llama
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    Incorrect
    A Different Dog
    A Different Dog
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    Incorrect
    Or This Cat
    Or This Cat
  5. Pick a Bae

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    This One
    This One
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    Incorrect
    Or This One
    Or This One
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    Incorrect
    Possibly This One
    Possibly This One
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    Incorrect
    Or Maybe This One
    Or Maybe This One
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    Incorrect
    This One is Pretty Cute
    This One is Pretty Cute
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    Or This Cutie
    Or This Cutie
  6. How Do You Flirt?

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    By Sliding Into Those DMs
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    Incorrect
    Aggressively
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    Sexually Dancing
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    Incorrect
    Asking For Nudes
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    Incorrect
    Ignoring Them
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    Throwing a Little Wink Their Way
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    Acting Like the Cutie That You Are
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    Tinder
  7. Pick A Jam

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    The Office Theme Song
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    Incorrect
    Miss New Booty
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    Incorrect
    All Night
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    Incorrect
    The YES Song
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    Incorrect
    iSpy
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    Incorrect
    Sex for Breakfast
  8. If You Were A Natural Disaster, Which One Would You Be?

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    Mudslide; unexpected, highly damaging, VERY sticky
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    Drought; slowly but surely kills everything and everyone (especially men)
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    Volcano Eruption; full of rage when set off, will not back down, still nice to live by
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    Cyclone; strong, powerful, and features T-Pain
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    Tsunami; seems small at first impression but can do as much damage as everyone else
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    Heat Wave; hot, slow, and sucks the life outta ya ;)
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    Flood; starts off small then BOOM, consumes everything (esp. Mozz sticks)
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    Avalanche; a beautiful disaster, unexpected but will destroy you with the slightest disturbance
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    Wild fire; hot and wild, really hot and wild
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    Tornado; destructive and out of control, can only be stopped by bodyslamming into a fridge. Multiple times
  9. Pick Something To Watch When Inhaling An Entire Domino's Pizza

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    Criminal Minds
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    Gossip Girl
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    Big Little Lies
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    Law & Order SVU
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    This Is Us
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    Game of Thrones
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    The Office
  10. Pick A Sweet Thang

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    Milk Chocolate (The best kinda Chocolate)
    Milk Chocolate (The best kinda Chocolate)
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    Watermelon Sour Patch Kids
    Watermelon Sour Patch Kids
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    Incorrect
    A Classic Snickers Bar
    A Classic Snickers Bar
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    Incorrect
    Swedish Fish
    Swedish Fish
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    Incorrect
    White Chocolate Reese's
    White Chocolate Reese's
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    Incorrect
    Those Filled Licorice Candies
    Those Filled Licorice Candies
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    Break Me of A Piece of That!
    Break Me of A Piece of That!
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    Pizza Hut, Nothing I s Better Than Pizza
    Pizza Hut, Nothing I s Better Than Pizza
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