Response to What’s The Cringiest Sext You’ve Ever Received?:
I’m not sure if this is a sext or a pick up line, but a guy I had never talked to before sent me a message on a dating site that said, “You have a cute smile! I just had a thermometer up my butt :(” A few months later and no luck on said dating site, I deactivated my account decided to sign up for another. I got the exact same message from the same guy. Fast forward about a year and I reactivated my account on the first dating site. Within six hours of going live, I received a message from the same guy that said “I just had a thermometer up my butt :(” I guess he wasn’t having much luck and telling guys they had cute smiles seemed more like the problematic line.
Oh lord. So… I used to think that a blow job was where you blew on a penis. As in blew on it with air and your mouth never touched it. I wondered for a long time why people enjoyed that.