Just after breakfast at McDonald’s, a customer wanted an Egg McMuffin, we were done serving but she kept insisting we server her an Egg McMuffin. Fed up with her whining, my manager dug one out of the garbage and warmed it up and served it to her! The customer had no idea!
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Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack!