The first time you ever hear the phrase “paleo diet"
When someone tries to explain it to you
When you take a look at the paleo food list, and realize you can't eat grains
When your friend tells you he or she is doing it
When you see your friend three months later
The moment you say, "Screw it," and decide to try it
The Last Day Before Going Fully Paleo
Your first day eating 100% paleo
The First Week
Your First Carb Crash
When you finally get into a groove about two weeks in
One month later when you feel unstoppable.
Your new reaction anytime someone mentions bacon
You can't help but show off how good you feel.
And you start to notice your skin is cleaner.
The first time you try to create your own paleo recipes without instructions
How you feel after making PaleOMG's recipes
What you think it's going to taste like
Your reaction when you actually taste it
People think you're crazy
And then they see you
And you look in the mirror
And you know you made a good call