We all masturbate. Yes, and that’s not TMI, it’s part of a natural human behavior, so get over it. Everybody does it and it’s ok and if you don’t, well, you should, it’s fun, it’s healthy and it helps prevent the ultimate collapse of human society by zombie apocalypse, or something.
The thing is, if it wasn’t for masturbation we wouldn’t be here today. Think about it, there’s only two main reasons behind the success of this thing they call the internet: free porn and downloadable music. Which means that you probably already surfed your regular triple-x sites and rubbed one off earlier today and that’s why now you’re now checking out this music site. Right? (Click Image To Read More)
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