7 Even Worse Places To Hold The Super Bowl Than East Rutherford, New Jersey

The Amazon River would be worse. For one, all those piranhas.

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There have been a lot of complaints about a cold-weather area like New Jersey being allowed to host the Super Bowl in an open-air stadium. Former NFL coaches and noted curmudgeons Mike Ditka and Don Shula were just two of the most notable people to call a Big Apple-based championship game a bad idea.

But they should think about how much worse it could have been.

1. Los Angeles


Can’t hold the game in a city that’s not big or important enough to support an NFL team.

2. The Moon

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The extremely high altitude could make it difficult for players to excel.

3. The Amazon River

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Piranhas. Anacondas. Jon Voight. Not the best place to hold the game if the NFL is truly serious about player safety.

4. Antarctica

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Pictured: Lambeau Field.

5. West Rutherford, N.J.

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If you thought East Rutherford was a bad idea, just think about how bad it must be on the OTHER side of Rutherford.

6. Canada

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What does Canada know about anything, let alone football?

7. Jacksonville

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It would just be ridiculous.

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