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Endure The Wrath Of… Pretentious Satan

Sure, Satan is the Prince of Darkness, the Great Deceiver, and the Father of All Lies. But wouldn’t he be 1000% worse if he were also insufferably pretentious?

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4 years ago

Lobsters & Bullshit

Peter Griffin and the Notorious B.I.G. — two gentlemen of size, together at last on the Internet.

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5 years ago

How To Tell Your Smush From Your Smosh

Are you getting Smush Parker mixed up with other people because of his name? Here’s a guide to straighten you out.

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5 years ago

More Unnerving Celebrity Puppets From 1987!

So famous, so unsettling! Let your celebrity nightmares commence. (via d2rights.blogspot.com)

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5 years ago

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18 Unnerving Celebrity Puppets From 1987

Creepy, yet captivating. (via d2rights.blogspot.com)

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5 years ago

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You punks think you’re so original with all that fancy-schmancy, newfangled crap of yours! Well, let me tell you something, sonny, you kids ain’t got nothing that we didn’t already have! Here, let me prove it to ya…

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6 years ago

Just What Tornado Season Needs — An Angry Rapping Tornado Puppet!

Hey, kids! Tornado season in the Midwest doesn’t have to be all bad! Thanks to the Central Illinois Chapter of the American Red Cross for creating the only rapping tornado puppet you’ll ever need to see!

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6 years ago

The Existential Pain Of Oscar The Grouch

Think it’s fun being the furry green trashcan dweller of Sesame Street? Think again. (via d2rights.blogspot.com)

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6 years ago

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This American Gangster: Jay-Z Vs. NPR

Here’s a combination of Jay-Z’s “No Hook” with Kid Loco’s “Theme From the Graffiti Artist,” which is frequently heard on NPR’s This American Life.

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6 years ago

‘Twas The Night Before Christmas (as Read By Celebrities!)

What better way to celebrate the holiday season than to hear Clement Clarke Moore’s classic poem read by various (impersonated) celebrities?

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6 years ago

Vintage “Dragnet” Finger Puppets

Ever wanted to re-enact scenes from “Dragnet” in the comfort of your own home? Now you can with these Nick at Nite finger puppets! They were originally printed in a magazine back in 1995, but a color laser printer should get the job done just fine. (via d2rights.blogspot.com)

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6 years ago

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