2. You’ll get to wear cool ballet outfits for class.
More fetch than grotty shorts and sweats, just as comfy.
6. When you watch ballets, you’ll know who’s made a mistake.
You will be able to judge ballets the same way Peter Gallagher’s eyebrows do.
7. Or just be like:
16. Which is more than we can say for Natalie Portman.
Not everyone can afford to hire a dance double.
18. Because you’re a ballet dancer.
20. Unless it’s your ballet teacher.
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