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This incredibly serious sign.
2.
This sign which blames everything on Moose.
3.
This sign which has the best intentions.
4.
This sign which makes you question why a warning is even necessary.
5.
This note which contains a very sane request.
6.
This message so necessary it had to be engraved and mounted above a very official-looking door knocker.
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This stark description that still wasn't enough to stop urinal-truthers interfering with it.
8.
This well intentioned message.
9.
This important notice that allows for a necessary exception.
10.
This, probably life-saving warning.
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This note which probably resulted from some very confused support technicians.
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This, perhaps a bit too detailed, graphic.
13.
This terrifying sign.
14.
This law suit waiting to happen.
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This joy-killing message.
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This sign for coffee addicts.
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This strict rule for coffee shops.
