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This Is The Most Weirdly Specific And Amazing Pizza Receipt You Will Ever See

Ordering pizza would be even more fun if everyone wrote instructions like these.

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Redditor Caboosium uploaded this pizza receipt with two of the most bizarre customer requests ever.

First the customer is very particular about their crust needs.

Crust a little crisper than normal, but not too crispy, if that's not vague enough, make it like you're taking revenge on a cheating boyfriend, but you still want to reconcile in the not so distant future.

In the instructions for the delivery, the customer wrote some helpful tips.

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The gate is tricky, please don't break it. & the spider on the porch is called Frank. Be nice to Frank, he guards the tomatoes.

BuzzFeed have contacted the owner of the photo for a comment on the strange request.